Funny Narration Novels & Stories

Narciso asked and started flipping through movies on N*****x. "How about horror?" Pedro suggested, not looking bothered at all. "No, Jess will get nightmares," Gabriel said and looked at me. I looked back at him blankly and simply replied, "Your face gives me nightmares." Some people choked, and some tried to hold their laughs in. Yet some didn't. "Yooo, you just get burnt, man." Kenny and Sanchez yelled and started laughing loudly while clapping Gabriel's back. Jonathan was trying to hold his laugh in and put his fist over his mouth.

Bit down on my bottom lip to try and stop it. "I'm sorry. Really, I am. You just sound so fucking funny." I blurted through my fingers. "Cruel mate." Nessa laughed at this as well. Chuckled like a witch you found in badly written movies. Tilted her head back just enough that the column of her throat looked more bony than ever before.

"Not up to the standard? Could you kindly elaborate on precisely what was lacking in the report?" ‌ Officer Smith hesitated for a moment, realizing she had trapped herself. She mumbled something about proper formatting and documentation but struggled to provide a coherent explanation. ‌ The viewers in the live broadcast erupted in laughter and disbelief. Comments flooded the feed, with one viewer writing, "Proper formatting? Are you kidding me?" ‌ Another viewer joked, "Maybe they forgot to use Comic Sans font." ‌ Vanya couldn't help but join in on the comical exchange. "Oh, yes, our report was missing the crucial 'LOL' and 'ROFL' sections, Officer Smith."

No, just keep telling your story," so I shrugged and did. _ As soon as I heard him chuckling, I simply stopped speaking. I can't see because of his lowered head. "Are you laughing?" I questioned. Is he making fun of me? I don't remember telling him something funny. I frowned and responded, "What's funny sir? Which one?" "You, and the way you speak. It sounds like you're reenacting what happened." "What can I do? That's what I am when telling a story. Why do you have a complaint huh?"

Today will go down in the record book as the most emotional day of my life from one end of the spectrum to another. *We’re DONE thinking shut the hell up! Anything else can wait until tomorrow,* Fanny shouted then quickly began to purr. Fanny was so rarely aggressive I had to keep from laughing. She began taunting me with ideas, flirtatious things to say to rile them up. I don’t know how she even knew any football jargon but she was distracting me. “My wolf is trying to flirt and be cute but she understands less football than I do,” I said, as Lenox lifted his head from my neck.

This is so funny, bro! Yanny looked at Byron for a moment before continuing to walk again. And when Yanny is finally far away, Sid and I burst out laughing. "Fuck me, bro! That was absolutely awesome! He really did tame Missy! FWAHAHAHAHA!" Sid sarcastically said while holding his stomach. I just laugh and can't even get a word out. Aside from the funny thing Yanny said, Byron's face is even funnier making sure it's embarrassing now! He will definitely give his car to Sid at this moment.

“Gone. Kaput. Over. Days ago. Like I already told you.” Nate’s mouth dropped open again, and he glanced back and forth between me and Matthew, his eyes widening. “Oh — oh shit. Really?” He let out a burst of laughter that shook him enough for coffee to spill down his arm again. “Fuck, ow. But really, you were telling the truth?” What the fuck was so funny? “Yes, I was telling the truth. Gods. I’m not actually a liar unless I have a good reason for it.”

It was a man, energetic and obviously faking his cough. “What’s up, people in bed! This is your most handsome announcer for today! Don’t cha worry, okay? Just ignore the flying bullets, the shootouts, and all that stuff out there. Keep calm and relax… and welcome to hell! Yeah! Rock ’n roll to the world, yow! I know my voice sounds amazing, so I won’t mind if you record it, it’s free! Don’t bother looking for my ugly monkey friends. They’re all out there fighting with their fellow monkeys, performing some ritual to get back to… planet apocalypse or whatever it’s called.

It's getting old and when a tale gets too old that retelling it no longer feels fun, one needs to switch it up. “What did you just call me? Who the fuck are you? A mere P.A that is not supposed to sniff the sole of my feet. So, because...” I burst into laughter and ended her speech that no one cares to listen to. I wiped the tears that escaped the corners of my eyes due to me laughing so hard.

can't believe I just said that,” I mused with a shocked look on my face. Well, geez. I hope it’s a shocked look. Shan’s face was shocked as well. “Oh my goodness! No way,” Shan said, a smile slowly forming at the corners of her lips. “Did I say that out loud,” I said. Shan started laughing. “I heard, no take backs,” she said laughing at her own joke. “I didn't mean to say that out loud, “I responded, trying to explain. “Who cares, why not, “ she asked. I wouldn’t say I’m embarrassed, but maybe a little shocked that I thought that. “Do you have a thing for Crown,” Shan asked me. I rolled my eyes and shook my head side to side. My mouth opened to say something, but nothing came out.