Funny Ones Novels & Stories

He winked “Get out” The other guy that was sitting down before stood up and pushed the funny one aside “Don't mind him Taylor, he's usually not mentally okay” The second one doesn't seem the first one, I began to laugh this time cause I could not hold it anymore, I thought the first one was more funny but looks like this one is crazier “The fuck you guys should go ahead and introduce yourself” Kelly groan at them “Shut up!” Both of them lashed at him, and Kelly was shocked immediately and stepped back,

Laughing? No fucking way!

Nothing against manatees, but when Mers could shift into sleek, graceful, fast-moving dolphins, why-in-the-sea would anyone think they’d choose a meandering sea cow? “It’s true. Logan told me. ’Course he also said mer- maids don’t exist.” Michael broke into peals of laughter and Logan joined in, although obviously not getting the real joke. Although the real joke was on her.

Zeva rambled with all her sarcasm. Rather than getting upset, angry, or hurt by Zeva's sharp remarks, Zero responded with laughter, quite hearty, to the point that he had to hold his stomach. Zeva was left astonished by Zero's reaction. "Why are you laughing? I'm not doing stand-up comedy here. There's nothing funny about this," Zeva firmly expressed her frustration with Zero's reaction. For Zeva, she was discussing something serious, but Zero seemed to find it amusing. Zero stopped his laughter and suddenly showed a flat expression. Zeva also fell silent, instantly regretting interrupting Zero's laughter. After all, Zero's current expression was exactly the same as when he saw Sky at Zeva's

He tried to speak as softly as possible but show his urgency as he pleaded. "O-oka- " The sound of a little burp bounced off the walls in the car. "Oh my gosh! I just burped. Did you hear that? That's so funny! I just farted! But it came out of my mouth!" A fit of giggles erupted from her. Everyone, apart from Lucas, laughed with the precious girl but he was too irritated with the fact she wasn't listening to him. He was irritated that she was there in the first place.

Grey asked and turned to look at One whose head was also lowered to the ground. “I think I lost the treaure…”, I said in a voice that sounded like a whisper and in the next moment, the next thing that took hold of the atmosphere was utmost silence. After the silence, the next that came out was a loud round of laughter. He laughed until he held his hands on his stomach and fell to the ground. “This has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard today!” Grey said and went over to pat One on her shoulders. “What is she trying to say?” Grey asked One who gulped down and left her gaze on the ground.

Holding my stomach, I bursted out into the loudest laughter I had ever had in so many months. They all looked at me like I was a mad woman, but I sure was not as mad as Grey and Sonia. “Is something funny?” Lance raised a brow at me in warning that I should not ruin or interrupt his anger but it was all too funny to hold in. His beta and beta female that he trusted with his life were given the pack to understand for just forty eight hours and they spend it by playing around with children. “I’m sorry, I just....Grey why is your underwear on the outside?” I tried hard to stifle my laughter but it was almost no use.

he asked her, giving her an innocent look. “You think you’re very funny, don’t you, you little piece of Gorilla Fart?” she asked him angrily, trying to turn his joke on him. Mac and Tara actually laughed this time. N-1-9-8-9 gave her a dazzling smile. “Ahhh… she is smart,” he said. “And nope, I’m not funny. I just think I’m a little too hot.” Mac took a gulp of his beer. “Left fist or right fist, Yenny. Just say the word and I’ll give it to him,” he offered.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

He laughed like it was the funniest thing ever. “Oh no, baby. Mommy remembers that. Mommy just wants to make sure that Noey is still keeping to his own end of the agreement. Right, baby?” “Yes! Noey lips are sealed. But don't forget your promise to Noey too.” He smiled. “Promise?” “Yes. How can you forget? You're forgetting a lot of things now Mommy. Are you old now, mommy?.” His expression mirrored that of confusion. Even the toddler is suspicious of me. Great.