Funny Ones Novels & Stories

Immediately I saw the clip I chuckled sheepishly because it was a clip of what I called ‘My Epic Embarrassment’ and as I said, I’m gonna be the topic of the week at Jerseyville High School and I am. “Plight? isn’t it a bit too harsh, and how are we sharing it” I asked Lisa while making a sullen facial expression, because it’s the only news I’m seeing. “Aww, why’s your face like that, like I said, we are sharing the plight together” She tries to console me, then she swipe across her phone, the shoved it to my face, I don’t know if it was due to pent up aggression or something else, But what I saw on her phone, was definitely enough to make Lisa mad with embarrassment. It read;

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

I laugh, crossing my arms to admire my hard work. He scrunches his nose. "It smells like girl shit in here." He glances at me with an unamused look on his face. "As opposed to dirty underwear and stale beer?" I tilt my head to the side. "Or maybe you prefer roasted nuts?" I bite my lip in attempt to keep from giggling. "Not funny," he replies dryly, popping a carrot in his mouth. He freezes, shoving the half chewed carrot to one side. "You don't have any travel size flammables with you... do you?"

His goons froze mid-step. I laughed and smacked the divorce decree against his face. "You wanted this so bad? Congrats."

she smiled as she winked at Jessy. “Well, this is called a bribe. You should be loyal to me, Fan-Fan,” Nayla hit Fanny, slowly. “Hahaha,” now, Jessy laughed with satisfaction at her victory. That is, when the three of them have gathered, the whole room will be full of jokes and laughter. Of the three, Fanny is the slowest and most innocent. Because of his innocence, she is often the subject of jokes by Jessy and Nayla. Even so, Fanny was never angry, she was actually happy because she could cheer up her friends.

Drew paced around the living room, worried about Amanda that hadn't come back. His two brothers looked at him amused. “What's funny?“ He snapped at them. “‘You,“ they replied in unison, a wide grin on their faces. "Idiots," Drew muttered under his breath. “Last I checked I wasn't a comedian," he retorted. "You don't have to be a comedian to be funny," Mason replied. Calvin nodded his head in agreement. “That is true. Take Panda as an example. She isn't a comedian but she is funny," he said.

From unexpected chicken escapades to stumbling on hay bales, each fun situation provided us with renewing laughs and an even deeper connection. The funny moments not only brought us joy, but also taught us to embrace imperfection and find humor in the most unusual situations. These moments also united us, creating shared memories that would be remembered with a smile even after our tasks on the farm were completed. And so, we continued to face the daily tasks with a touch of humor, knowing that each shared laugh brought us even closer. These funny moments have become a constant reminder that life is full of surprises, and that it is important to embrace joy and lightness, even in the midst o

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”