Funny Proverbs Chinese Novels & Stories

"As your name is, you're as timid a mouse. You disgraced the 12 Chinese Zodiacs." He completely forgot that he behaved cowardly when he was threatened by Mo Xinghe. "Only a fool would insist on what he could not achieve. Mouse is wise to act according to the situation. Can't you see there are four people on his opposite side?" the fat man argued. "Hump! He has a mean look and is as timid as a mouse." Chen Hanlong mocked. The fat man trembled in anger after hearing the words. "Immortal Master Gao, please get started."

And he knew how sad and broken Long Chen's heart was right now, but he also hoped that Long Chen could come out of it. "Humph... I suddenly feel that we really don't understand Senior Long." Said Zha Bao who originally felt that he was the most miserable but it turned out that Long Chen was more miserable than him. "Miserable? We don't know how many people are more pitiful than us. We don't know how many people are more miserable than us. So, never compare your life with others because it will only make you feel that your life is more miserable than theirs. Understood?" Senior Ji was seen shaking his head at Zha Bao's words of advice.

Li Xian smacked himself in the head as he snarled furiously. “Am I the stupid one or my grandson who is a total idiot?” "Really , what if I'm stupid, grandpa?" Zhou asked innocently. Li Xian looked at Zhou Fu in despair, “ If you were an idiot, Grandpa would surely be very sad.” "Sad?" "Yeah, sad!" "What is the meaning of 'sad'?" Li Xian was wide-eyed. He shook his head and again realized that his grandson was indeed very stupid and innocent. “It's sad… How should I explain it… Sad is, when you feel uncomfortable with the news or something you just found out.”

Xiao Chen wasn't laughing because what they said was funny, but he remembered that words like that were almost similar to when his four cousins wanted to make Xiao Chen their king. Of course, Xiao Chen didn’t want that, but since he didn’t want to disappoint the four of them, Xiao Chen could only agree to what they said while smiling. Xue Qiuyue was puzzled to see Xiao Chen laughing to himself while looking at the sky. She didn’t know what Xiao Chen was laughing about so much. After all, what he said was true about the people from the Chen Kingdom.

BOOOOOMMM… Old Ci’s attack successfully hit Da Hongli, but Old Ci looked on with a smile as he watched where Da Hongli had been struck. The little dragon also appeared beside Old Ci, gazing at the explosion where Da Hongli had been hit. “You’re completely crazy! Making him end up like this—are you out of your mind?” asked the little dragon, part in admiration and part in mockery of Old Ci. “Good fruit isn’t always produced by a tree planted in the best soil. Sometimes, even in poor soil, a tree will produce fruit that isn’t any worse. Isn’t that so?” Ci Tua’s reply made the little dragon smile.

This Gu Liang, talking was really annoying, poking people every time! Murong Cheng slandered in his heart, but he forgot that just now, he was clearly the one who first satirized Gu Liang for being older. "See? This is uncle control." Gu Liang added, tilting his chin and signaling Murong Cheng to look ahead. Mu Zi and the host were chatting happily, her eyebrows arched, her bright eyes shining, and her smile a childish mess. "You are so handsome!" Mu Zi said, "Humor is a kind of wisdom, you are the most handsome and wise uncle I have ever seen!"

She grabbed the ashtray on the tea table and threw it at Lu Mingu, shouting, "Fuck you! You psycho, which eye of you has seen that he stayed for a night, and which eye of you has seen that I slept with him!" Shen Zhiwei, who rarely cursed people, didn't know how to scold people. She couldn't find a suitable word to scold this man. When Lu Mingyu saw Shen Zhiwei in a rage, he was overjoyed and said, "Haha, Shen Zhiwei, I thought you were a little white rabbit, but you were a little wild boar."

Even though this was not her fault, she felt that it was a pity as their relationship had just gotten better the past few days. “I’m so unlucky recently. Not only was I kidnapped, but I also ended up provoking Ye Shaotang today. He’s a man. Why is he so petty?” Xu Yi lay on the bed. She took the pillow and flung it over her head. Hao Shihua sat on the side of the bed and patted her head. He coaxed her gently, “Even though you’re unlucky, but extreme sorrow turns to joy. You’ll only get luckier in the future. And your husband is just probably used to eating too much vinegar. (T/N: eating vinegar literally translates to being jealous in Chinese) You should go back tomorrow and act coquettishly

Liu Zhansheng was obviously humiliating him that he was a toy boy. "It turns out that Mr. Yang is only proficient in riding horses. What a disappointment!" Dan Ba said regretfully. Even a girl like Gong Ling’er could understand the meaning behind their winks. Gong Ling'er glared at Liu Zhansheng. "You... You're shameless! You... You two are despicable!" "Ling, we're not shameless. We're just telling the truth!" Liu Zhansheng said teasingly. Dan Ba sneered and said, "Childe Liu, it seems that there is another term for serving a woman, which is called duck, right?"

Shang Yin had a sly smile on his face as he said that, which was seen by everyone in the room, Kirou included. Hearing his words caused Huan Zhifeng to be silent for a few moments before a proverbial lightbulb lit up in his mind. A few veins started bulging on his head while Huan Zhifeng stared at Shang Yin and spoke softly, "So this whole thing was just a way for you to share the pain, huh? And you wanted to use me as the butt of the joke in the process, huh?" Huan Zhifeng was trembling as he spoke those words.