Funny Wise Sayings Novels & Stories

Li Xian smacked himself in the head as he snarled furiously. “Am I the stupid one or my grandson who is a total idiot?” "Really , what if I'm stupid, grandpa?" Zhou asked innocently. Li Xian looked at Zhou Fu in despair, “ If you were an idiot, Grandpa would surely be very sad.” "Sad?" "Yeah, sad!" "What is the meaning of 'sad'?" Li Xian was wide-eyed. He shook his head and again realized that his grandson was indeed very stupid and innocent. “It's sad… How should I explain it… Sad is, when you feel uncomfortable with the news or something you just found out.”

“Joy, you are really smart, but not enough. You are just full of yourself.” “Fucking retard, what are you talking about?” Joy stopped laughing and looked at him scornfully. “I am saying, quick wits are nothing before absolute power.” Kaze put his smile away and said, “Show it to her.”

"But even in his foolishness, he is a lot wiser than you.” Oh, he did not!

"Would I say, you’re being careful these days." I shrugged. "I'd say, I'm being smart.”

“Something silly. Impossible. We should get to our errands, shouldn’t we? Before people begin speculating as to why we are merely standing here as though we are a couple of fools” “You may be many things, Skye, but foolish is not one of them. I’d bet my life on that”. He mumbles. “And here I was just getting accustomed to having you around”. I return. He tilts his head. “Are you admitting I would lose that bet ?” “We are all foolish at one time or another. It is the only way in which we can become wise”. I point out. “Perhaps someday you’ll tell me about those foolish lessons”. He says.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Then, with the brutal honesty of a child, he asked, “Dada! What is an idiot?” I shot Kai a warning look. He cleared his throat, scrambling for an answer. “Um… just anyone who is not as smart as Zeke.” Zeke’s chest puffed up with pride. “Right! Nobody is as smart as Zeke! You’re all idiots!” Kai and I burst into laughter, and Zeke, thrilled by our reaction, giggled along, his joy infectious. ______ The memory surfaced softly...

I told him, rubbing my palms together. “Yeah it will, just give it time and you will see.” He told me smiling. “Thank you, when did you become wise by the way?” I asked pulling his legs. “You just don’t want to believe that I am smarter.” He said smirking. “Oh shut up, you are spewing bullshit.” I told him. “How are you doing?” He questioned.

["Haha, what a joke. If you count my real age in human years, I will be much older than you." ["Says the one in a baby's body."] ["Haha..."] ["Anyway, no one would believe in you. So, I'm the older one here in everyone's eyes."] ["You're an idiot, that's what you are."] ["I miss the days when you couldn't talk at all."] ["So funny. I remember very well that you said that you were anxious about the day I would start talking. You can't go back now."] ["I regret that day."]

This. “Oh, lucky you, he just warned you. And stupid of hell are you both, to not listen. First, in bloody hell, we never asked for your "help". You call that help? Both of you predominantly abased, abashed, gasconaded, and impertinently intermeddled to people's business. Secondly do you even know the phrase "friendly competition", where the word "equality" and "fun" lies? I have way more to list down everything I can ever think of something my friends got that is way more something to be boastful about. Go to school again. Learn to read dictionaries and thesauruses,” I said. “Oof roasted.” Levine, Hux, and Mich chuckled.