Funny Quotes About Dating Sites

Ketika kasih berlabuh pada orang yang salah. Memendam dan mengungkapkan akan menjadi opsi mutlak yang harus dipilih. Gadis polos yang tergila-gila akan sepak Bola. Nascherly Aurora Oshi, itulah namanya. Ia adalah gadis bar-bar yang akan bertransformasi menjadi gadis manja jika bersama Bian. Lyshi hanya gadis biasa yang diliputi keberuntungan. Beruntung karena bisa bersahabat dengan Bian Putra Mahadewa. Lelaki sedingin es dan sehangat pelukan jika bersama Lyshi. Dua insan berbeda gender yang menjalin hubungan persahabatan, istilah klisenya friendshit. Tapi, bukankan hubungan friendshit selalu berakhir sama? Mari kita lihat akhir dari hubungan Lyshi dan Bian. Akankah berakhir bahagia? Atau malah sebaliknya. "Bian! Tungguin Lyshi!" gadis itu berlari mengejar lelaki di depannya dengan napas terengah-engah. Bian berhenti, kemudian menoleh ke arah Lyshi. Melihat itu Lyshi langsung berlari dan mencengkeram seragam bagian belakang Bian. "Bian! Kamu tuh jahat banget, masa nyuekin Lyshi terus dari tadi. Dasar manusia jahat!" cerocos gadis berambut panjang itu. Tangan Bian terulur menghapus bulir keringat di dahi Lyshi. "Udah ngomelnya?" Lyshi mendengus kesal. "Belum. Lyshi nggak akan berhenti ngomel sebelum Bian nurutin permintaan Lyshi," ujarnya bergebu-gebu. "Kamu mau apa? Yakult? Novel? Baju? Bakso mercon? Kucing?" tanya Bian menyebutkan hal-hal yang disukai Lyshi. "Nggak. Lyshi nggak mau itu." Dahi Bian berkerut, "Terus maunya apa?" Lyshi menatap maniak hitam Bian dengan serius. "Lyshi cuma minta Bian selalu ada buat Lyshi. Bian nggak boleh pergi ninggalin Lyshi apapun yang terjadi," tuturnya mengangkat jari kelingking. Bian meneguk ludah kasar melihat raut keseriusan di mata Lyshi. "Siap!" timpal Bian mengangkat jari kelingkingnya, lalu menautkan dengan kelingking milik Lyshi. "Tapi aku nggak bisa janji, Ly. Aku takut kamu yang akan pergi ninggalin aku setelah kamu tau semuanya," batin Bian

Kinasal si Athalia o mas kilala bilang Tati kay Raphael. Sa ilang taong pagsasama nila ay ilang beses lang umuwi ang asawa niya. Raphael hates her to the core, ginagawa niya ang lahat para maibalik ang dating meron sila. Ngunit paano nga ba maibabalik ang bagay na hindi naman nangyari? Limang taon niyang pilit pinapalitan sa puso nito ang dating kasintahan. Ngunit hindi ito maalis sa puso ni Raphael. Lalaban pa ba siya o susuko na? Mananatili ba siyang Mrs. Yapchengco o susuko na lamang ba? Ito ang kwento ni Doktora Athalia Rielle “Tati” Lazarus–Yapchengco.

Si Sydney ay iniwan ng kanyang dating kasintahan sa kadahilanang ikakasal na ito sa iba. Dahil dito ay hindi niya na nakuhang ipaalam sa nobyo na siya'y nagdadalang-tao. Sa paglipas ng anim na taon, muling pagtatagpuin ang landas nila. Ngunit kagaya ng ipinangako ni Sydney sa sarili, ay hinding-hindi na siya kailanman magpapa-apekto sa dating kasintahan na nanakit at nanloko sa kanya. Ngunit gano'n pa man, ay hindi niya habambuhay na maitatago sa anak kung sino ang ama nito, sa kadahilanang unti-unti na itong nagtatanong sa kanya.

After six years of dating, Selena Yane is about to marry Zachary Xenakis. However, her long-lost younger sister is found and brought back to the family. While Selena tries her best to make it up to Lucine Yane, Lucine doesn't appreciate her efforts. Not only does Lucine accuse Selena of being jealous and stealing their parents' love, but she even sets her sights on Zachary. With everyone standing against Selena, even Zachary advises her, "Lucine's about to marry into the Chiton family soon. It's only right that we make it up to her as best as we can." Hence, he even takes a family photo with Lucine and buys a necklace for her—the limited-edition necklace that should have been Selena's. He then abandons Selena on a deserted road, where she nearly becomes food for the wild animals. Even so, Zachary still feels like he owes it to Lucine. It isn't till the day of the wedding that Zachary finally learns it isn't Lucine marrying into the Chiton family. It's Selena. He tries desperately to stop the wedding convoy, but Selena doesn't even look back once.

When I woke up, I had somehow become trapped in the body of my disobedient daughter. I had sacrificed everything, living frugally to send her to the best school. Yet, she called me almost daily, claiming—like someone trapped in a paranoid delusion—that her teachers and classmates were out to harm her. She was willful and rebellious, picky about food, befriending the wrong crowd, and even dating a troublemaker at a young age. As a sister, she was far from kind, constantly bullying her younger brother. And school? Surely, it couldn’t be harder than working a full-time job. But then, as I lived in her shoes, a group of girls cornered me in the restroom, kicking me mercilessly. Returning home, I was met not with care but with a sorry excuse for a meal. Only then did I begin to understand the pain my daughter had endured...

“It won’t be funny when I get you to shut that mouth.” He growled at her but she didn’t care. She walked closer to him ignoring all the red signs that rang in her head, Malcolm was not the person to mess with yet she got excited seeing him worked up. “Then make me.” ……………………………………………………………………………………………. A month after the red moon, Maya Kristoff left the town which held bad memories of her family and her foster sister Laila Sunday, she is not leaving because she wants to but because she is on a mission that means so much to her. Now she is forced to go back to the one person she never imagined crossing paths with; a werewolf, the one being she loathed, Malcolm. She discovers that her new mission from the hunters association is not only about finding a rare gemstone but one that would cost much more. Maya reaches out to Malcolm to help her find the gemstone and pretend to be her lover in the city where she would now move into and try to save herself by infiltrating a big tech company. Maya and Malcolms are thrown into a world where they have to survive both as outcasts and also against their strong feelings for each other.

When she was 19, Victoria accidentally met Dante Altieri, the son of a godfather who was injured during a mission. Without knowing his identity, she treated him, and they spent a night together. However, he suddenly vanished, leaving her confused and heartbroken. Five years later, Victoria was on the verge of breaking down after getting her artworks continuously rejected and discovering that the boyfriend she had been dating for the past two years, Liam Reynold, was cheating on her with her step sister, Amelia Liebert. Just as she was about to end her own life out of frustration. He suddenly returned to her life, and this time, he planned on claiming her as his. Soon, she was drawn into his dangerous world, full of sins and unexpected rivalry. “I’ve been watching you all these years, and now I am taking you back with me.”

"Katty" ang pangalang gustong-gusto ko noon pero simula ng makilala ko si Ryan at malaman ko ang katotohanan ay kinamuhian ko ang pangalang iyan. Katotohanang hindi ko inaasahan. Katotohanang sisira sa buhay ko. Katotohanang hindi ko na sana nalaman pa. KATTY? Ano ba'ng mayroon sa'yo?

Isang misteryosong at kakaibang matanda ang biglang sumulpot sa harapan ni Amira, at pagkatapos niyang tulungan ito ay may inilagay na lamang ito sa kanyang palad. Isang singsing na tila pinaglumaan na ang panahon, hindi alam ni Amira kung ano ang dapat gawin sa naturang singsing kung kaya wala siyang magawa kundi ang tanggapin iyon. Sa hindi niya mabatid na kadahilanan ay tila malakas ang kanyang koneksyon sa singsing at tila hindi ito ang unang beses na kanya itong nakita. Sa paglipas ng araw, naging ordinaryo lamang ang kanyang araw ngunit hindi niya akalain na gigising siya pagkatapos ng mahimbing na pagkakatulog sa hindi pamilyar na mundo at panahon. Ang mas nakaka gulat pa ay isa siyang masamang maharlika at walang iba kundi ang asawa na susunod na magiging rajah. At mukhang numero uno pa siya na kontra bida sa love story ng ginoo. Editing...

Alfian dibesarkan dari keluarga yang keras, dan disiplin. Ia adalah anak tunggal dari keluarga terpandang. Kehidupannya yang monoton perlahan berubah saat memasuki sekolah menengah atas. Karena saat itu ia bertemu dengan seseorang yang berhasil menciptakan getaran di dada Alfian. Keyna memiliki masa lalu yang sangat rumit, musuh-musuhnya berusaha untuk mengungkit kembali masa lalu Keyna di sekolah barunya. "Ternyata orang tua kamu bener Al, aku cuma pembawa sial buat kamu."