Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes For A Brother

“It ain't normal for a guy your age not to be chasing girls." He leaned back again, face scrunching. "Unless you're one of those…” He made a vague gesture with his hand, laughing, “... you know. Those dudes that love dicks.” Ethan's pulse skipped but he said nothing. He just stared at his brother, hoping he would get distracted by the screams from the TV. He didn't. "Man, if I ever found out my own brother was one of them freaks–” He stopped laughing, letting Ethan complete the sentence himself. “Anyway, go get yourself a girl for prom. Nerd like you would probably need the practice.”

I said and the door suddenly opened behind me and I immediately went and stood behind Blood breath heavily. “Yes, I will f*cking kill you and eat you!” My brother said. “Why not eat me instead?” Blood said that made my brother glared at him. “Forget it, and don’t start me Blood.” My brother said and went inside again. “What?! I’m tasty like him!” Blood complained and also went inside that made me chuckle. “Let’s try, let’s cut your hand first to taste test.” My brother said. “Your gross.” I said.

that was what I was busy thinking at that moment cause I felt like rewinding time back the moment I stepped into the school gates with a time machine so I could stay clear from the path Brenna stayed waiting for me. "Not my so called brother, he is my brother okay" I had to at least make that known before commencing with any other thing, " sure he is but he did look way more than a brother yesterday" Brenna just always had a way of provoking me to defence mode and in the process I would always end up spilling out all the private knowledge I kept at bay.

I could see that she was trying hard not to laugh. I, on the other hand, was still in shock that Gerard was laughing at the situation so soon. He caught on and said to grandpa. "She sure has a mean right hook," he smirked. Mom and Dad joined in on the laughter at this point. I looked over at Gerard. "It's OK sis. I don't blame you," my brother slumped back slightly in his chair. "After all, I am—how did you put it? — Mr. Asshole of the century." "No—did she really say that?"

Worse than bad. “Fuck off.” I glare at my idiot brother and dodge the mock slap he throws at my head. So not in the mood for this bullshit today, or any day this past couple of weeks. Sometimes he is a pain in the ass to have as a brother, often forgetting he is meant to be the older, more mature one. When it comes to him laughing over my genuine trauma then, I currently think he is a prize dick.

I was caged all these years and that was a piece of freedom. ‘’Let’s have fun guys’’ my brother said cheerfully to us and then turned to Christpher ‘’and some chicks’’. Ok, maybe it won’t be so fun after all, maybe it was a bad idea. ‘’nonsense we’ll do our thing, we have a plan, remember?’’ my wolf reminded me.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

But I was completely wrong. "How could I tell you? It's not something to brag about," he made a fake chuckle, making fun of the situation that's for me very crucial. "It's not something to brag about but something to discuss, you idiot!" I can't control my emotions anymore. Why is my brother getting bullied?

“I do, and I’m not kidding when I say my elder brother has to be the biggest idiot on the planet.” Lucia chuckled brightly at that, the sound blessing my ears as her eyes shone brightly. “I take it you two don’t get along well?” “We don’t and I don’t think we ever will.” I sulked, and it made Lucia laugh even more. “Pain in the ass is an understatement. You don’t have siblings?” I asked after noticing something off in his statement. “Well, from what I have heard, siblings can be a huge pain in the ass.”

Dad chimed in wistfully. I could picture the two of them huddled together with the phone on speaker as they took turns reassuring me. "What about me? Didn't anybody miss me at all while she was gone?" Martin, my other rambunctious brother, suddenly cut in with his signature gruff bravado. "Of course, I missed you too, you big dummy," I replied with an affectionate eyeroll, unable to stifle my grin at his antics. Our sibling bond was guided by a relentless current of teasing and needling.