Funny Quotes Grandma Novels & Stories

"Oh, come on! I was just joking. You really can’t take a joke. You should smile more. You look worse when you don’t laugh." Their noses flared even more. Did I say something wrong? For me, no. “Worse?! Worse?! Who do you think you are, girl?! Are you looking for trouble?” I jumped in surprise at her anger. “She’s old, but she acts worse than a kid. And she even looks like… Who was it again?” “Grandma, who?” “You know… that one.” “What one, grandma?” “You’re full of what-ifs. You’re just too talkative!”

Well that's a fact, had it been anything from work to home, she fulfills every single task so blissfully and in a dedicated manner that it's hard to question her potential. I was flustered cause I didn't have a comeback, plus what had grandma had today.. That language. "What have you all been feeding her? " I asked being all amazed.. for that all of them laughed so hard and I exited the room. Shanaya: Grandma is a true dope, her comebacks can even make Mr. arrogant flabbergasted. I couldn't control my laughter at that time, and how she left him was like a perfect shot. God , this is like a perfect family.

“Kian’s grandfather proposed to me in front of everyone. And that mean b*tch of the towns faked fainting. But he didn’t let go of my hand.” Irene laughed uncontrollably at the free use of curse words by Grandma’s mouth. “That sounds like a movie,” she said as she took a bite of cheese sandwich. “It does. You know what else sounds like a movie? Your name. I wonder what does it mean?” Grandma said in excitement. I was silent. Since Grandma was so curious to know everything about her. And I didn’t have to answer her annoying questions. I was happy.

“You think I was born yesterday? I’ve been on this earth longer than both of you combined, and I know my body better than you. When I say it’s hot, then it’s hot!” She complained as she filled her plate, and I shook my head. She loved to complain, but later at night, she would be grumbling about sore feet and knees. “Tell them, Grandma! Who do they think they are treating you like a child?” Marcus said as he sat down next to me. “Don’t start with me, Marcus. You’re just like them, fussing over nonsense,” Grandma retorted. Lupita and I laughed. “But Grandma, I’m on your side this time,” Marcus said, but Grandma ignored him, which made Lupita and me laugh even harder.

He is so gorgeous when he smiles. "Mara, I didn't forget anything today?" Grandpa asked, looking at me. "Umm!! Grandpa, you forgot me earlier." Sir Jayson burst into laughter, and I blush. "Of all the things you will forget, you forgot Mara Grandpa?" He said, chuckling. "l can't help it. Why are you laughing? I also forget you, even though you are my grandson." Grandpa said, rolling his eyes, which made his grandson break into a pit of laughter again. I chuckled. I couldn't help it. His laugh was contagious.

“She draws these tiny animals everywhere, on the walls, her shoes, even the tablecloth once. Kaiden wasn’t happy, but I told him we should just keep it. It looked too cute to wash off.” “That sounds like something you would’ve done,” Grandma teased, her eyes glinting. I leaned back a little, smiling. “Maybe. She loves asking questions, too. ‘Why do clouds move? Why don’t dogs talk? Why can’t I have chocolate for breakfast?’” Grandma chuckled softly. “I can hear her saying that.” “I told her chocolate for breakfast is illegal,” I said, laughing under my breath. “She told me that was a dumb rule.” “That’s my girl,” Grandma said proudly.

She probably expected me to say something more, but I had nothing to say. There was silence for few seconds until the sound of grandma’s feigned cough coincided with a hen's cackle. Then, Esther’s sister turned to look at us. A smile accompanied her words as she spoke. “How are you, Quasi?" I responded positively. And jokingly, she added: “Your wife will visit you another time. May I have your permission to go with her now?” Grandma laughed heartily. It was the first time I saw her laugh so cheerfully after the death of grandpa. I could guess the depth of her joy – it was deep.

"You slut! What dirty deals did you make for this funeral? You're not worthy of being my fiancée." He raised his hand to slap me, but a strong grip stopped him. A stern middle-aged man pushed him aside and helped me up. "A grown man hitting a woman? Have some shame." Joseph hurried over, whispering, "Charlotte, this is General Soto." Tears spilled out of me before I could stop them, sudden and violent, like someone clinging to a last scrap of hope. "General," I cried, "they won't let me bury my grandpa. They even put a dog in his grave to humiliate him."

"We... we'll head back right away." After I hung up, Larry glanced at me. "If you go home dressed like this, your Uncle Grant's going to explode."

“Don’t use that tone with me. It’s making my hair stand on end. You think you’re Lil’ Pie? You’re almost thirty, and you’re still acting like a child.” “Even if I’m a hundred years old, I’ll still be your grandchild, so I’ll be as childish as I want.” Besides, there were no outsiders present, so what was wrong with acting childish for a moment? Grandma May laughed. “By the time you turn a hundred years old, I’ll be six feet under.