Funny Quotes Grandma Novels & Stories

“My, Grandma, what big quads you have.” “The better to fuck you from behind with,” I quipped back. “No, Grandma! You can’t do that to your granddaughter!” “I officially hate being a Grandma.” “My, Grandma, what big fingers you have.” She brought my hand to her face and slipped a digit in her mouth, gently sucking on it. “I like the direction this is heading.” I groaned a little, now very aware of how much my cock was throbbing, begging to be in her mouth instead. “The better to undress you with.” At that, she bit down. Hard!

His cousins, Fred, Liza and Doris would mock at him when they were together playing at grandpa`s mansion, “Hey Liza and Doris. Who used to call ‘Papa’ in the place of ‘Mama’ and ‘Mama’ in the place of ‘Papa’? Fred would mock at him, as he`s always the first to begin the charade. The rest of the girls, that`s, Liza and Doris would shout, “It`s Junior. it`s Junior. Junior is a big joke. Junior is a big joke.” laughing loud and jeering. Junior would get frustrated and go to see grandpa for some instant reporting. “Grandpa, they have started again.” Really feeling disappointed and out of himself. Junior would implore to his granddaddy. And his granddad would look at him granny-like and put him o

I responded, trying to fend off the inevitable lecture that followed. "When are you going to be ready, for Pete's sake, Lara Via! You want to grow old? Spread our beautiful race!" Grandma's tone turned serious, and while her words were comically blunt, the underlying message carried weight. "Grandma, I'm still young for that. There's a right time for everything," I argued, defending my stance on the matter.

“Mommy, is Ora sick again?” “Yes.” My eyes filled with a smile as I looked at the boys. “Little guy, I told you I’m your father. Do you believe me now?” “Mommy…” the little guy looked at Anya timidly. “Jerry, Jason, call me great-grandma!” “Great-Grandma!” “Good children.” Grandma couldn’t stop laughing. “Great-Grandma come out in a hurry and didn’t prepare any gift, so you go back with me later. I want to give you a big present.”

She loved it, despite spending majority, if not all of her years in Tennessee and now New York and this stranger just provoked her excitement with a proverb; gems of wisdom which everyone could relate to in some way and on some levels, used by the elderly to the youngsters ever so often, not only to remind them to adjust from an ongoing wrong act or one to be, but also, to offer wisdom to see circumstances in a new light. Her paternal grandmum was a crowned proverb Queen as it had become a habit to give them—she and mira— lectures on one out of a thousand each day. They were usually interesting as she would tie them down with a little story. Seated around a fire place, beneath the view of th

Nirvana asked him. "She calls Malini Mom but calling me Uncle." He looked gloomy and I felt bad, because of me he was sad. I heard Nirvana laughing and when I looked at him he said, "Bhabhi, dad is just pulling your leg, don't worry." "Yes, you don't have to feel pressurized because of what I said. I just wanted to tease you." Uncle said laughing but whatever he said was right. "Don't worry you will get used to his idiotic jokes," Grandma commented rolling her eyes.

“I wouldn’t have even guessed you were related.” My grandma gave a botched laugh — the type she kept reserved for church and events such as these. “She’s the only one in our family who’s overweight,” she said lightly, like she was discussing the weather. “I’ve been telling her to stay away from junk food, but you know how these things go. If she doesn’t change, she’ll never find a man.” My chest tightened as they all laughed at me. Laughed like the joke that I was. “I mean,” she continued, gesturing proudly, “look at my daughter.”

Grandpa says. "Huh. Like you stopped pranking." Grandma says in sarcastic tone. "I think I said he will realize he is not good at pranks. I never said he should stop. There is difference old lady." Grandpa also says in sarcastic tone. "Well looks like this old lady will have to sleep alone in her room today." Grandma says and starts walking faster. Grandpa chases after saying sorry. I start to smile at their fight which is very common for me to see but I hide that smile as I have audience.

She exclaimed and I doubled over in laughter, slapping my knees "Luna Midnight Black! " She exclaimed "not funny " she added but she was clearly amused "Grandad is fine" I said chuckling lightly "he's kinda weird though but he's fine" I added "Weird how? " She asked "The other day I was talking to him and he was acting not so normal" I said frowning at the memory "That's grandad for you " She said "Does he have some kind of illness that I don't know about?" I asked "Why didn't you ask him? " She asked chuckling

Elaine started. " Me too," I replied looking down. She studied us for a while pretending to be mad until she broke into laughter. " You are kidding are you?" She asked and we both looked at her surprised. " Kidding about what?" " The apology," she said as she quoted with her fingers. One of the things that never ceases to surprise me was her ability to use humor. I had always guessed that my grandma had a fiery spirit when she was young. " Well, I'm your mama, and I have to listen to everything," she said. " If I don't listen who will?" She asked.