Funny Quotes Grandma Novels & Stories

But Grandma, being Grandma, wouldn’t sit quietly. She leaned back in her chair, tapping her fingers on the table with a mischievous grin. “You know,” she began, glancing at Raymond, “I think I’ve come up with a new song that fits what happened yesterday.” Raymond groaned, his fork pausing midair. “Grandma, please don’t—” But she was already humming. “Let’s see…***The mighty Raymond took on some kids, but instead of a win, he got a few hits!”***

Got to hand it to Italian women. Dinner was fun and entertaining as usual. Leave it to my family. I was joking when I asked what the next would be about. When grandma said she already started a betting pool of which one of us would give her a great-grandchild first I choked on my drink. What the fuck is wrong with this family. I looked at the girls and they all had straight faces. Seriously there is something wrong with these people.

she purred, trying hard to flatter me. Insert an eye roll. "I think you have so much in common, especially because you're both single,” Grandma said with a wink. “I'll leave you two to talk and get to know each other better. Have fun." Grandma walked away, and I pointedly ignored Andrea, or whatever she called herself. "So, Kai," she said with a sickly sweet tone. "What do you like to do for fun?" "I don't mean to be rude, but I'm not interested in you, so please do me a favor and leave me alone."

Grandpa Woods scoffed, eyeing her with a mix of playful disdain and genuine concern. “Just now, you looked like a mouse caught in a room full of hungry cats.” Kourtney rolled her eyes, ready for their usual banter. “And you, Grandpa, look like a relic from the Stone Age. Maybe it’s time you learned to lighten up too! You know, it’s impressive how you manage to stay this grumpy at your age. It must take a lot of energy.” “Grumpy? I prefer to think of myself as seasoned. You youngsters just don’t understand the value of experience,” Grandpa Woods said with a satisfied grin.

I can't remember the last time I've seen her smile and laughed so heartily like this. The eighteen year old little brat who is celebrating her pet suddenly stood up and raised her glass in the air. “I'm so proud of my sweet dog. I can't believe I'm a grandma now. Cheers to my baby who made me proud!” She shrieked. “Cheers!” They all chorused and clicked their glasses. Grandma? What the fuck. This is ludicrous, and I can't believe that I'm part of this madness.

Nanny? Geena thought to herself. She had absolutely no idea about this elderly woman. “I know, I know, you may not remember me, I didn't work for long at your home but I sure remember that smile, no matter the age you got to” Grandma beamed with a smile. “Let's go in and have tea or coffee or whatever rich people drink”, she urged Geena. Geena could see clearly where Dariel got his sense of humor from. His Grandma was very receptive and had life flowing through her even at her old age.

The sarcasm dripping off Grandma J's mouth was evident and I tried not to laugh, My step-sister, exchanging a glance with her siblings, muttered sarcastically, "No beggar would refuse free food." I bullet my head towards Mia and was about to say something when Grandma J said with a laugh, "Well, the beggar's daughter is now the heir to a medical empire, now how's the twist?" "Alright, I think we should all focus on our food now," I mumbled, trying to end the sarcastic battle, What these people don't know is that my grandma J is the queen of sarcasm, no one can win against her.

she ended and chuckled. “Don’t say it! You are not going to die!” I screamed. “Everyone will die in the end. It’s the matter of time, so in fact, you are lying!” grandma continued and laughed again. Her laugh was so contagious, that we started laughing with her, but it was heartbreaking to hear her say it.

Grandma asked in a sarcastic tone. Juno just raised an eyebrow, and continued to concentrate on eating. Gia, who had been holding back throughout the meal, smiled as she imagined herself grabbing Odalis by the hair and dragging her out of the house. “What do you find so funny?” Juno asked. “Oh, I was just thinking how funny it is to see how some people spit on life with such grace.” Grandma coughed as she tried to hold back her laughter, Odalis narrowed her eyes, trying to understand what Gia was saying.

I should visit them again soon. "What about you?" I asked, returning the question. "I only have one grandma left. She’s about 90 years old." She smiled widely as she spoke. "And she’s hilarious! Well, at least, I think so. She’s a grumpy lady. Most of the time, she just sits at home and insults everyone around her—us, our relatives, people on TV, or even strangers who pass by the window. But she does it in such a funny way. She uses these old-fashioned words and comes up with the funniest phrases!"