Funny Quotes Grandma Novels & Stories

They also had their card held up. “Jordan.” Kelly said and the whole room turned to see the woman in question blushing. Grinning, Jordan nodded. “My granddaddy always said it. My grandma was never sure if he was talking about being surrounded by the enemy or kids.” “Either way,” Charlotte laughed, “being surrounded simplifies things.” “How many more?” Someone asked loudly. “Someone is getting hangry.” Charlotte laughed and clicked the key on the computer. The program that Camille and Trevor had written for this, shuffled the quotes and pulled up another one. “Last one. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West.”

The moment she set her eyes on the worried group, she couldn’t help but chuckle. “Stop worrying about me. I’m fine. You’d do well to remember that I’ve lived longer than all of you!” “Did I do it, Grandma?” Gigi climbed on the bed and sat next to Lauren. Then, she yanked at her grandma’s hand lightly and said, “I blew on your hands when you were asleep. I bet that’s why all of your pain flew away!”

My mom added and casted a look from me to Grandma, who was now lamenting profusely. “Oh! so it is true, so my grandson does not remember me anymore, worse of all he is now behaving like a scallywag” “Oh!” Grandma lamented, the bottom of her lip quivering. I could see water creeping out of her eyes as she mumbled incoherent things through her hands and sob softly. “Oh what a wicked world” she mouthed. “Mama Stop crying”

“Don't threaten our unborn children with four years of high school torment.” Katie looks at me and grimaces. “Gertrude and Solomon?” I laugh. “It's the worse I could think of at the time.” “If you name my great grandchild Gertrude, I will bury you in the back forty.” She tells me with a lift of her eye brow. Jeremy nudges my arm and grins. “She's not kidding.” I turn to Alec and Bronwen. “Okay, your Grandma officially scares me.” They all laugh.

Suddenly, hadiya came and sat on couch. "Ohh my my, finally the princess came out of her room. So mam do you want something please tell - said grandma sarcastically, everyone controlled their chuckles which were about to escape from our mouth. "Yess, I came out grandma - said hadiya rolling her eyes. "Rahima, I want a cappuccino. Make one - screamed hadiya to rahima in attitude. "And add some poison in it - screamed grandma, everyone burst out in the fits of laughter, she got up from couch gritting her teeth.

“I can assure you that you haven't seen me before unless you’ve been frequenting roadside food stalls and Walmart.” I glare at her, gritting teeth and clenching my fists. The urge to give my forehead a smack kicks in. What did I tell this woman about making silly jokes with my grandfather? What is it with women and not following simple instructions for fuck’s sake?! There’s no way my grandfather won’t throw us both out of here now. That’s for sure! She’s ruined everything for me. Oh, I’m so going to— “Well, well, you're a funny one, aren't you?” My grandfather chuckles and my jaw drops.

Just a short bark before she stepped forward and embraced Gram. And my grandmother, my crazy, kooky, evil hearted grandmother who was in on the joke, hugged her back. Quaid stared, open-mouthed, as Varity gripped Gram's arms in her hands and shook her just a little. "Damn you, Ethie," she said. "You could have come to me." Same words from Quaid. Guess we Hayles were too independent than was good for us. Gram shrugged and punched her friend in the shoulder. "None of your damned business," she said.

"All the diapers you are going to have to change. Not to mention all the stupid football games you will have to attend. Even if they suck, you have to support them and keep encouraging them despite knowing how dumb they look running across the field." "You came to every one of my football games," I reminded him. He chuckled. "You are old now. You can take it," Dad answered. "Did anyone mention that I'm going to be a great-grandmother?" Grandma asked as she walked into the room, thanks to one of the maids holding her hand. "No, your grandson is just delusional," Mom answered dismissively. "We should all prepare for dinner, and we have a guest arriving soon." She smiled.

As if after this it would be a world war. Grandma also asked Aunt Mo to serve breakfast for them. Before she gets into serious matters, they need a lot of strength. "Hmm, honey I really want to drink creamy coffee. Please make it for me." said Jerry smiling sweetly. Shaquelle nodded, she immediately stood up and made creamy coffee. But before long Jerry caught up and slapped Shaquelle on the shoulder. Shaquelle turned, "Since when did Grandma come? Why don't you talk to me first." "I don't even know when Grandma came. Suddenly, I was at the dinner table."

"Sucks ass? Really?" Her eyes brightened instantly, and she pulled away from him, humor already dancing in her eyes. "My grandma says that all the time." That made Gio laugh even more, and just like that, she was laughing with him. "She sounds like my grandma then. Whenever she caught us playing with her things—things we weren't supposed to be touching, like her expensive china, she'd tell us to 'Go play with your culo!'" Bianca burst out laughing now, and even though Gio had heard his grandmother say that so many times, it sounded hilarious now to him too. Between laughs he explained. "My mom used to get pissed. She hated the way it sounded, but that didn't stop my grandma." Gio smiled, rem