Funny Textbook Quotes Novels & Stories

"Get out. You're more trouble than you're worth." Cassius feigned offense, clutching his leg like he'd been shot, and I bit back a laugh. I picked up the thick textbook I'd left on the sofa earlier—quantum physics, a subject that made my head spin—and held it up. "He doesn't need you, but I do. Could you help me understand these questions? I'm still a bit confused." Cassius stretched out on the sofa, his long legs nearly touching the coffee table, and grinned. "Extra tutoring from a university professor of my level comes at a cost."

She laughed out loud and towered over me when I bent to pick them up. "You think you can just rise from the dead and take what is supposed to be mine?, Nop, I don't think so. This school is about to become your worst nightmare." she says stomping on a page in my Literature Textbook. She turned and stated walking away and I rolled my eyes.

Drucker “It is that simple, guys. Please make sure you pick one that speaks to you. We will have more than one assignment with the quote that you use.” He told us. “That’s it. You may have the rest of your time to talk amongst yourselves or use the time to look up quotes on those cell phones I know you have in your backpacks. I am fine with either. “ He said with his back to us as he went to his desk in the back corner but across the room from me and took a seat. That was simple enough. I would be able to handle that as well. I wrote everything down including his example. I took out my phone and decided to send a quick text to Trevor since we only had about fifteen minutes left.

Liam had that easy vibe that was open with no pretenses and it made talking to him feel normal and relaxing. “Hang in there, okay? And also, as your senior, I've got this ultimate hack for you. Just skip the handouts these professors dump on us. Half the time, it's just gotten straight from the textbook anyway. Focus on the textbooks instead, and you'll pass your exam easily. Trust me, it saved my ass last year.” His eyes lit up, nodding fast as he ate another fry. “I’ll definitely focus on my textbooks and lock in. You're a lifesaver.”

Working towards their degrees like that probably put them under a lot of pressure. Unlike them, Kate and I always found time to get attached to the hip and right now, we were enjoying cold dairy at a nearby diner underneath the warm afternoon sun. I leaned back into the wooden chair and watched Kate go through her textbook. "And thus is the death of my stamina," she declared with a fake posh accent before putting her text book on the table and laying her head on top of it. I chuckled. "Come on. You only have one section left." "I know but I'm so tired," she groaned. "Are humans still yet to discover textbook osmosis? Cause that would really come in handy right about now."

He let out a laugh and I looked at him confused. How was that funny? I brought out my notes and noticed he picked up the textbooks I had brought out the last time. “How did you know what textbooks I use?” He just shrugged his shoulders and muttered, “I’m really observant.” “Alright, we’re starting with what you actually do not understand.” “Everything?” “Excuse me?” I stared at him. “You’re joking.” I said dryly. “I wish I was.” “Okay, we’ll just use the syllabus. First topic, democracy and participation.”

I am presently at my locker dropping off some textbook, when I see Tommy beside me "You gotta be kidding me" He wears a smile "Surprised to see me?" I just ignored him, and pretended not to see or notice him, so I just walk through him, which gave him a shock. ______ History class is the worse, our teacher does nothing but just talk talk talk, doesn't even care if his being listened to or not, suddenly Tommy appears in front of him, he starts to copy his every move. Without thinking I exclaim "Get out of there you moron!" the teacher instantly gasped surprised hearing what I had just said, especially from a girl who never talks, everyone burst into laughter, he points at me and tells me to s

"Then I suggest you keep your mouth shut, you fucker. You touch any one of them and I'll blaze you straight to whatever you consider hell." Tove leaned forward. "It's a movie quote, Hols. He was being funny." She shook her hands, let the bright light dissolve. "Right. I knew that." "You live on Earth, and you didn't know that was a movie quote? Did you grow up under a rock?" the twin with light brown eyes said. Cheeks turned to him. "No. I grew up in a nudist cult. Where did you grow up that you know the movie quote?" She jutted her chin up.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

“But I don’t see anything funny in degrading a marginalized group of people for laughs.” “Then tell the class a joke that is funny,” Professor Barns demanded. I shook my head. “I can’t think of any good jokes right now.” “Take a few moments to think of your best joke, stand up, and tell it to the class,” he insisted. “You obviously think you’re an expert on what’s humorous, so let’s hear what one of you bleeding heart Beta-lovers thinks is funny.” My mind spun, and I began to shake. The smug look on Professor Barns’s face told me he wanted to embarrass me to get me to do something stupid. Perhaps to get expelled or, at the very least, cry and run away.