Funny Quotes Reading Novels & Stories

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"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

"Open your book on page 51 and read the chapter of the lesson, then I will ask you some questions if you are done reading. He was smiling while he opened the book. I don't even know if there is anything about what I have said. " What is funny? " I bluntly asked him. "Nothing, you are just too serious, can't give us ourselves a break… Come-on we both just had finished our class. Why don't we have some snacks? Fifteen minutes break…" "No, every second is important to me, so I don't need to waste every single minute of the day." Okay… Okay... You are so serious, you are funny. "

All People pulse around everyone _ Hah hole Because love situation any doubt hey , though course No one believes that Shelly does Okay post . “ Haha , best determined she just _ write harrow to from pay paper white but stop . comfortable roof too go , rot lump day roof are not need right look see the baby worth hate there again then .” zara turn on laugh are not little abstain respect , voice speak full processing ridicule .

In the end, readers are crazy for being readers in a world where words flow down the monosyllabic drain of unculturedness. * This is a chronicle that I love, from the time when Bia was still married and she would gossip to me over the phone. Added a dash of comedy. I burst out laughing every time I read it! almost divorce "Your fart is so stinky!" ― And by any chance, is there a smelly fart? “There are the not-so-overly-stinky ones. You look like you died inside, you're rotten! Go to the bathroom or I'm going to pass out.

The way she sounded too smart for her little body. Quincy tilted his head, brow raised. “A child that young can barely recite the letters of the alphabet. Let alone read.” “I’ll read it to her.” I said it fast, defensive, like if I gave him time to argue, I’d lose my chance. He studied me for a second, then nodded. No judgment, no smart remarks this time. He just nodded. And then he got to work.

Kevin shrugged “in a world of many fucking possibilities anything is possible babes” I scoffed “what’s with you and the stupid quotations?” she hit me in my arm “ouch!” I pouted rubbing my sore spot “don’t shut on my quotes” she sassed. “So this letter, what do you think that it is about?” she asked waving it in front of me. “Give me that “I snatched it from her and then shrugged “I don’t know it is really weird” I said. She smirked “What?” I asked “Could it be what I’m thinking?”

He coughed. “What did you say?” I glared at him, daring him to repeat his words. “Sorry, I coughed during that. I called you a dweeb.” “I am not a dweeb!” I yelled, outraged beyond belief. “You like reading? Really? That's the best thing you can come up with?” “What's wrong with reading?” I mumbled, utterly baffled. “Look around you dumbo, we're in school. We have to like reading.” “You're an idiot.”

The ladies all giggle and Julie stands, handing a new bookmark to each of us. "Yes. We figured we'd get you ones that suited you a little better." she says. The new one is dark blue with gold lettering that says 'Real men read dirty books'. I smile and look over at Ev who's showing Harper his excitedly. "These are great. Thank you." I say just as Bri nudges me. "Oh! Tell them your joke, love!" Harper says excitedly. Ev rolls his eyes before addressing the group.