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I ask one of the bodyguards, he gives no reply, not that I was expecting one anyway but it didn't stop me from trying. "Doing anything fun in the weekend?" I ask again, still no response, I sigh in resignation and plop down on the leather sofa and turn on the TV. I aimlessly flick through the channels and stop when I get to 'You've Been Framed.' I find the show absolutely hilarious but some part of me feels it's wrong to laugh at people humiliate and injure themselves on TV, but in the end they get money for it, so I guess they don't really care.

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

“And why the hell would you be happy? You’re happy ‘cause you’re finally going to see Uncle Naveen after months of being away from him?” I chuckle, “That’s a pretty convincing reason to be happy. I mean, hey, I’m happy to see Uncle Naveen too.” Lucan quickly makes vomitting noises. “Fuck you all.” Trudy curses the three of us. As a response, Harvey and Lucan also curses him back by raising their middle finger. I just laugh. They seem like young adults that can’t breakfree from their teenager habits. “Come on, man. Just tell us that you had an amazing sex. We’re not going to crucify you for that.” Harvey teases my brother, and my brother just glares at him.

Tyson preaches, causing the male species in our group to applaud his remarkable statement, much to the ladies' annoyance. " You're right, men are wieners !" Jackie intoned with a laughter filled voice, bringing Emerald to a hearty laugh. Not that it was that funny, pardon once again for being a bit misogynistic but women aren't funny. Maybe it's the weed smoke getting to me. Well, Jackie has said some decent jokes over the past couple years but this was not it.