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Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

"Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..." Lucy would make a good motivational speaker. "That's funny..." She started laughing and I gave her a deadly glare that made her cover her mouth. "Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..."Lucy would make a good motivational speaker.

The Madea movie reaches its uproarious conclusion, and we find ourselves immersed in a lively exchange of laughter and conversations. Jim, Mrs. Dan, and I share our favorite moments, each of us recounting scenes with vivid detail and animated commentary. Mrs. Dan chuckles, "That Madea movie is always a riot, isn't it? Jim, did you see how Anastasia nearly fell off the couch laughing?" Jim grins, "Yeah, Madea never fails to crack us up. Anastasia, what was your favorite part?"

Entertainment where botched was showing. "I'm not watching this dumbass show" She groaned and i chuckled. I purposely put this channel to piss her off. "Well i feel like watching it so that's what we're gonna be watching"I laughed. "Who cares about some dumb surgery program"She growled. "I do"I lied. I didn't give a shit about this shitty show but i just wanted to annoy her a bit. I love the look on her face whenever she's mad at me. "Argh"She groaned.

THIRD PERSON Sofia sat behind her desk, legs crossed, the soft hum of the air conditioner filling the quiet office. Her laptop was open, but not on any document. N*****x ran in full screen. Some ridiculous comedy series, the kind she would have once called trash, but today she couldn’t stop laughing. She leaned back in her chair, sipping her coffee, eyes half on the screen. “Oh, come on,” she muttered to herself, laughing when one of the characters tripped over a cat. “You idiot. How are you even still alive?”

A sack of living zeros and ones had just expressed his feelings for him. Scott had to laugh loudly, “This has got to be the most terrifying and amusing night of my life.” “Honestly, my brother. This is all too much to take in.” His colleague added. “A TV loves a boy, wetin we nor go see for this life? Me, I can’t help but laugh. Let me be jolly before we all eventually die.” Both men laughed with their faces squeezed in misery. “David.” As Seven spoke the laughter died down. “Yes, Seven?”

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

Sitting beside her, Gabriel picked up a glass of red wine and began to sip it leisurely. Time ticked by slowly as the two of them savored their wine. Fiona watched a variety show on TV, her laughter frequent and hearty, often slapping Gabriel on the shoulder. “Look at them, haha, that guy is so dumb, it's killing me!" "Oh my goodness, I can't take it, this is too funny, my stomach hurts from laughing." “Ice needs to be insulated, wrapping it in a blanket will just melt it. Oh my gosh, doesn't he have any common sense? This is too good, too cute."