Funny Short Stories With A Twist Novels & Stories

I was out of the building in under four minutes. The underground club was exactly what I needed. It was dark, loud, full of people who didn’t know my last name or my new babysitter. I danced, drank something sweet and strong, and flirted with a guy who had tattoos crawling up his neck. For once, no massive shadow was watching my every move. I was finally having fun and Jax wasn’t here to stop me. That was until the room started tilting. One minute I was laughing, the guy’s hand on my waist. The next, my limbs felt heavy, my thoughts fuzzy and slow.

"Do you want to know another fun way to eat Ice cream?" And the smiling man nodded. As they kissed, they began to succumb to their honesty as their desire and their passion slowly turned into real love. ~End~ Author’s Note: Next Story “The Mechanic”

"Did you know the cockroach is the most handsome creature in the world?" "Why?" - Shin. "Because, just when the cockroach walks, someone is already screaming and, when it lands on you, they still thrilled it with a jump-Aahh!" I shouted, then stood up. "Hahaha... you're right, your joke about the cockroach is funny-hahaha ..." Supposing that Shin threw a cockroach at me, I was surprised and stood up. "Shut up!" I said, in irritation. "Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?"

I stared at the new position of the tray for a few moments and then slowly turned to him in shock, who was chewing calmly while awaiting my counterstep. "WHY YOU---!!" I lunged at him getting up from my seat but he pushed back with a laugh which was short lived as the chair fell to the ground with him. Watching him in that pathetic state I let out a loud crackle of laughter. "Hoorain!! Hunain!" Mama and Papa yelled simultaneously and watched us in horror momentarily before beginning to rebuke our actions. I clutched at my stomach from the pain of laughing so hard and backed away, grabbing at the wall for support.

I reached for another drink, but Vanessa grabbed my arm. She smiled. "Just drinking is kinda boring. Let's raise the stakes." Someone jumped in immediately. "Then the loser has to take something off." Another guy laughed. "Outerwear's lame. Make it underwear." The room erupted. "Take it off! Take it off!" My hands clenched so hard my knuckles went white. Every muscle in my body locked up. Vanessa tilted her head, her eyes crinkling with a smile.

The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty. As the night wore on, our conversation grew more relaxed and playful. We swapped stories of our most embarrassing moments, each tale wilder than the last. I recounted the time I had accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and sat through an entire lecture before realizing my mistake. Favour shared a hilarious anecdote about a disastrously overcooked dinner in her first shared apartment, and Gift boasted about her uncanny ability to misplace her phone even when it was in her hand.

"Why? You wanna know how many I’ve tried to be wi—” "Stop. I don't need to know. Keep it to yourself." "Uh-uh, I think it's your right to know how I have fun with my human in bed. And for the record, I favor the ones with prettiest moa—" "I said stop!!" she shouted with all her heart. The old vampire was on her side, calming her. "Wow, I'm really good at pissing you off." he muttered, proud of himself. "Shut your mouth if you don't want me to reply or better tear your ears if you're disgusted with my stories. None of us provoked you to listen. Tch."

My sisters will save me from these strangers. “Don’t go Stella” that weirdo shouted this time and grabbed my wrist and pulled me to the door. Iam breathless by how he’s closer to me. He just stared at me for a minute. Why am I not screaming? “Let go of me, you weirdo,” I struggled. “Call me whatever you what but Iam your weirdo,” he kissed me within a blink of an eye. I kissed him back without thinking, stupidly. Immediately, everything came to my mind in a flash. I broke the kiss and fell to the ground. My head hurts a lot.

Lunch. Shawn got herself lunch and grabbed extra jello and applesauce for me. She sat with me and the rest of the cheerleaders and to my surprise they welcomed her. Some of the jocks walk up to our table, sideeyeing her and she just looks at them with a blanck face. One of them starts feeling up Melissa and she tries to shrug him off. Shawn gets up, grabbing his arm and sharply twisting it behind his back. "She said no," she bellows and grabs the attention of the entire cafeteria.

“Another ingenious method is to place mysterious cigarette-sticks around a human dwelling to tempt a mortal of weaker resolve. It matters not if the bait is deemed a gift of Providence. The prank is as unremarkable and innocuous as when your keys disappear and then just as mysteriously come back. And on the day the doctor reveals the X-ray of your tar-coated lungs, Death shall be there smiling over your shoulder. “These little deeds may be what you would call {‘sneaky’}. Nevertheless, they get the job done. And I get to ridicule the rules that have kept my powers in check for so long. There are many roundabout ways for one who thinks long and hard. And in case you have not noticed, time is a