Funny Spring Allergy Memes 소설 & 이야기

When I glared at him, he deliberately looked out the window, his shoulders shaking slightly in what I suspected was suppressed laughter. "Allergic," I repeated slowly. "To pepper spray. So allergic that their skin started smoking on contact." "Yes!" Tommy seized on his brother's explanation with obvious relief. "Really, really bad allergies. Like, the worst allergies ever. It's a medical condition." "A very serious medical condition," Sean agreed solemnly, though his eyes were darting around like he was afraid I would see through their lie. "We learned about it in school. In health class."

Quinn sat on the sofa, her gaze soft and indulgent as she watched him. The others stifled their laughter as they joined in. "Hear the rumor? Noah here is supposedly irresistible to women. If he's allergic, he must've been suffering all these years, huh?" "I heard once men with this kind of condition get the chance, they can't hold it in, just like a male dog in heat. Who knows if it's true?" They patted my shoulder with fake friendliness, pointing and whispering at me with smug amusement. Humiliation, helplessness, disorientation… all of it crashed into me at once, drowning me without mercy.

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As he indulged himself in junk food and drinks like there was no tomorrow, suddenly, out of nowhere, Jae Woon's body convulsed in an allergic reaction. "Shit! Who the fuck put almonds in my snack?!" Jae Woon yelled in a breathless tone. "I clearly remind the salesgirl. She must have a grudge against me. That's why she put those curse almonds! Damn it! Where is my medicine?!" He clutches his left chest in pain. A cold bead of sweat is rolling down from his forehead.

“Oh, I kept seeing it on my F******k feed. Why?” “Do you even know what it means?” Myung-soo continued asking. Woo-hyun remained confused as I am. Then, Myung-soo started laughing alongside Nana. Eun-woo and Ji-hoon remained with no expression as they continued eating. “What the hell are you two laughing about?” Woo-hyun asked them. Since Myung-soo couldn’t help laughing and making fun of Woo-hyun, Nana decided to answer the question. “Woo-hyun, you should be more careful of using memes in real life,” she explained. “The meme you just expressed earlier came out of porn.”

The sound of Morgan’s voice was bad, strained and nasal, like someone trying to speak through congestion. “Morgan? Are you okay?” “I am...” Morgan coughed softly. “Yeah, yeah, I think so. I just… I woke up feeling awful this morning. My face’s swollen, my throat’s itchy. I think it’s some kind of allergy.” “Allergy?” “Yeah.” A humorless chuckle. “Probably from the damn wildflowers I picked yesterday. Guess I wasn’t built for gardening.” Jace’s hand tightened around the mug. “You could have called earlier.”

I huffed letting out all my anger to poor Mabel who struggled to keep up as I vented out my frustrations. "If you don't mind me asking...what are the affects of the allergy?" I stared at her, confused as to whether she was asking a serious question since it was completely irrelevant to what we were discussing. I told her nevertheless. It's like hell, first I begin to itch uncontrollably, like I'm being smothered by a swarm of fire ants. It doesn't take long before rashes begin to form throughout my body and it hurts even more because I can't stop myself from scratching. Then the churning in my stomach begins and I start to become hot and sweaty all over before I finally vomit, not a one time

Lena took a deep breath and said, "Let go." "What happened to your mouth?!" "I had an allergy." "Lena, I have known you for so many years, how did I not know that you used to have allergies? What were you allergic to?" "Alcohol." "Huh?" Hayden thought he heard a huge joke, "Do you think I'm a fool? Allergic to alcohol, do you really believe that you said it yourself?" Lena was really puzzled. Was it really so funny that she was allergic to alcohol? Otherwise, how could she explain the uncomfortable stinging sensation in her mouth now?

“We just need to be sure.” And then I laugh. Like, really laugh. Not a cute chuckle. A full-on, shoulder-shaking, borderline manic laugh. I sound like a woman unravelling. Emily and Callie exchange a glance. A quiet “oh shit” kind of glance. “There’s just no way,” I manage to gasp out between laughter. “Like, no freaking way. It’s probably just maybe I’m allergic to blueberries now? Or almond milk? Or, I don’t know, joy?”

I stared at the message. Then laughed. "No." Several dots appeared. "No?" "Nope." "Why?" I shook my head. This conversation happened more often than people realized. "Because I'm allergic." The response came immediately. "Nice try." I burst out laughing. "I'm serious." "Nobody is allergic to wine." "I am." "You're making that up." I could practically hear him laughing through the phone. I smiled and called him. The second he answered, he was already laughing. "You're impossible."