Funny Textbook Quotes Novels & Stories

Jackson asked laughing as everyone faked a laugh with him. ~~~ The teacher had just given the class a textbook to work through so Lucas and Ava got bored with it quickly. He flipped through pages whilst she had taken his arm and was doodling on it. He smiled at the little potato version of them and the hotdog marked on his skin with blue biro. He watched her bite her lip in concentration as she added a hat to the little hotdog on his bicep. Lucas flexed his arm to scare, which it did as she shrieked and jumped in her chair. "Poop head." She muttered as he chuckled at her.

“Please turn to page 85 of the textbook. What we are going to look at today is Sonnet 85 from Shakespeare. I will read it aloud first, while you all look at the annotations below.” Standing on the podium, Summer cleared her throat and read out aloud. “My tongue-tied Muse in manners holds her still, While comments of your praise richly compiled—” “Reserve my love for you with golden quill and precious phrase by all the muses filed.” A clear and pleasant voice of a student suddenly interrupted her. All the students in the class burst into laughter, turning around to look at the source of the voice.

I whined because I was so embarrassed while he laughed at me. "Hate pollutes the mind." He quoted again and I whimpered. "Next time, pay attention!" He stated, giving me a look. "If we’re quoting Shakespeare, I want to add one." I scoffed crossing my arms on my chest. He motioned his hand to tell me to go on. "Hell is empty and all the devils are here." I spat angrily but it only amused him more and clapped for me as if saying ‘bravo.’ "I hate you... go to hell!" I scowled and grabbed my bag to leave the room. When I was at the door he spoke again.