Funny Textbook Quotes Novels & Stories

"Page 195 of the textbook is your bestfriend for the test in our next class" There was groans and mumbling. Mr. Greg was in love with handing out unnecessary tests, and do well to pass all because you never know which of the tests this devil was going to use to add up a grade point. The bell went for the next class which is.... English Language.

Can't she take a joke? "Max, we talked about this,"And now mom was lecturing me." You can't keep treating your best friend's mom and teacher like she's your age mate." "I wasn't disrespecting her , mom,"I argued back. "That's now what she said," "It was a joke,"I said."I was breaking the Ice.Have you ever been to a Calculus class? That class is painfully boring .Mom. Someone had to liven the mood and I generously sacrificed myself to save the rest of the tormented students from being subjected into the agonizing pain that is Calculus class."

Did he text me again? He has quite some balls to use his phone even when he sits in the front row. I can wait till the end of the class, but I am eager to see what he has to say. Yesterday I couldn’t suppress my laughter after reading his stupid chemistry joke. Got called out by my teacher and everybody stared at me. Jacob: ‘I acknowledged the electron particle, but he didn’t even wave.’ His jokes are lame, but they still make me laugh. Jacob: ‘Sorry..’

"And yet, a third of life is spent in sleep." Hmm, okay—that's a good start. I'm intrigued. He didn't enter the class with the same aura as the other serious-face instructors I use to. His chuckley grin seems like a default state. Way to go, sir! "Open your textbooks to page 37." We do as we're told, but the professor counters. "Now, close 'em, and throw them away!" Huh, wait! Is this really happening?! In an institute of higher education, books are just being tossed!

"Questions showed impact." Lena. "Textbook works." Sara laughed. "Private laugh. Our wild days books." Tom. "Students inspired." Dane. "We laugh about it." Ezra. "Helps others. Proud." More talk. Reflections. Mira. "One class plans project." Jaxson. "Quotes daily." Lena. "Love story favorite." Sara. "Courage lessons stick." Tom. "Future bright." Quiet evening came. Dane and Ezra alone.

Bunmi replied with feigned anger. "Oh! Before I forget. Iyun, how did you know the answers to those questions the lecturer gave us? I haven't seen any questions like that in the textbook or even in our notes," Titi asked out of nowhere making Bunmi laugh. "Why are you laughing? Did I say something funny?" The confused look on Titi's face only made Bunmi laugh out loud the more.

We were in Leo’s old room, and I was looking around, although the place was dust-free it was obvious that nothing had been changed or moved around. There were a lot of books on the shelves, and most were gibberish to me. Programming, analytics, and all that boring stuff. "You really were a geek weren’t you…" I mused, crouching down as I took out one of the books, only to see so many notes that my head began hurting. Damn. Whoever said you can’t get a headache from just staring at a textbook, was lying; you really can! I shoved the book back and scrunched my nose in disdain, making him raise his eyebrow.

Then I realized he was referring to Zen. "What about him, Noah?" "You know, sometimes the Knight in Shining armour is actually a retard in tin foil," he quoted some random quote and I stifled my laughter. "You opened my eyes Noah, thank you!" "Your very welcome," he remarked and I threw my head back and laughed hysterically like he had cracked some joke. I barely had any control over my actions because my head was spinning wildly. "I guess you don't like Zen?" I teased and he grunted some profanities under his breath.

Little by little, I worked out something that would be fun and exciting to try, while also making sense. I was extremely nervous, but I had confidence in my incredible new power. I sighed sharply, keeping a cool head. I just had to wait until I was good and ready. Soon after, our incredibly "exciting" teacher spoke up in his usual monotone voice. "All right, class," he began, "I want you to open your books and copy the facts highlighted with bullet points from pages two hundred and three to two hundred and seven." Some of the class groaned quietly as they continued to murmur amongst themselves while taking out their textbooks and opening them.

They also had their card held up. “Jordan.” Kelly said and the whole room turned to see the woman in question blushing. Grinning, Jordan nodded. “My granddaddy always said it. My grandma was never sure if he was talking about being surrounded by the enemy or kids.” “Either way,” Charlotte laughed, “being surrounded simplifies things.” “How many more?” Someone asked loudly. “Someone is getting hangry.” Charlotte laughed and clicked the key on the computer. The program that Camille and Trevor had written for this, shuffled the quotes and pulled up another one. “Last one. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West.”