Funny Texts Novels & Stories

lol. [Lol - laugh out loud] Kate sent a picture. She's on a water slide. Oh my God, did she actually skip school to go to a fun fair and without me? I'm jealous. 'Enjoy wracking your head. Do mine x' Kate texted back. She's definitely joking. 'I didn't pay attention in class. The only thing I heard was her name and I don't even remember it.' I texted her and sent. 'Girl, what do I do with you?' Kate asks via text.

[Boringggg😭] [Kitten,why are you crying? [Do you want me to pick you up? Are you feeling unwell? Is it the IUD?] I received two messages from him at once, and I didn't know if I should laugh or even cry. Ethan didn't understand the use of the emoji and sent me two texts in a row. I felt my lips pull up in a smile as I stared at the text. It felt cute to see this ignorant side of Ethan. I texted him back. [I am fine, you oldie.]

Ruby. He frowned. Why was she texting him on a Weekend night? He unlocked the message. Hey dear boss, hope your weekend is going as hot as mine? Look forward to seeing you on Monday! With a series of emojis that had no correlation to the text sent. Jeffrey stared at the message, a bit confused. Was this a mistake? A drunk text? He was about to toss the phone aside when another notification appeared. View Once – Sec. Ruby Curiosity tugged at his finger before logic could intervene and He tapped it open.

“Goddess forbid I’m busy. It’s not like I run an entire pack or anything.” “Oh ha ha. Can’t spare time for an old childhood friend. You know what they invented. Texting. You know, send a message and you don’t need to answer it right away. It’s like a letter, but faster.” “I’m sorry. Really. I will make sure to text more often than I do.” I continued drawing the line as I headed east. “But you know, it’s a two-way street. You could have called and you didn’t.”

That was hot as fuck. I picked up my phone and began to text her. The text that led to all that happened under the table. 'What are you thinking about?' Her phone beeped and she grabbed to read the message. Her cheeks turned pink after reading and she dropped her fork and began to type fastly. 'That was your punishment, wasn't it?' When I saw that, I couldn't help but chuckle, then another message came in. 'I see you find it hilarious, you asshole' I lifted the corners of my lips for a deep smirk, then began typing 'You weren't calling me an asshole when I had my fingers on your wet panties'

And oddly entertaining. But it was a good distraction reading his texts – a stupid, oddly timed, mildly amusing distraction in a world where everything else felt like it was rotting around me – because they made me laugh, even though his texts weren't the kind that made a girl's heart flutter or brought heat to her cheeks. More like that dry, unimpressed laugh you let slip when someone's trying too hard and failing spectacularly. Jaden: > "Okay, I might've been a bit of an ass. Maybe just a teaspoon. Definitely not a cup."

Twenty five missed calls! Bella: Where are you? Caren: We can't just make plans and you back out... angry emoji face Bella: Which hellhole are you stuck in caren: If you don't reply in five minutes we are going home without you Bella: Hey are you okay, I heard things got messed up between you and that pighead called Mark Caren: sorry for the bad words, I was drunk , ( crying emoji face) And many more drunken shitty texts.

With all those memories by my side I was missing the person who gifted me all of it. 'Ting'..it was my mobile SMS tune... Message?...I opened my eyes in anticipation. Extending my hand picking up the mobile phone from the side table, I pondered who might have messaged me. On the screen it flashed...Mr Rude...in the bottom line message was inscribed. A smile flashed on my face seeing his name flashing on my screen. It reads... "I am having fun." Reading this short and crisp message all of the smile featuring on my lips got eroded and reading this text made me angrier upon him, why does he need to tell me that he is having fun.

“Did he text you at all?” Alex did not recall seeing any messages this morning. He shuffled into his pocket for his phone. “I don’t think so. Let me check.” He flipped the phone open. There were no notifications on the screen to inform him that he had any messages, but he opened up his message folder anyway and sure enough there was a text from his friend Danny. “Huh, how did I miss that?” he said, looking over the text. It was a short message that read, ‘Yo, I ain’t gonna be in school today. Had a rough morning lol.’ Alex snickered as he read his friend’s text. “That was kind of an unearned ‘lol,’" he mumbled as he put his phone away.

The guy said, "No, I can't wait as I am already late for my class. So bye." But I think I have seen him before. Now I should go and see what notice he is talking about? My mobile is vibrating. Who the hell is texting now? Oh! it's from f******k. What? Someone shared a message. It's Kevin? What did he sent there? A picture of our school's notice board? What notice is it? The caption reads, "Cristill-a bad element"