Novel & Cerita Funny Texts

The guy said, "No, I can't wait as I am already late for my class. So bye." But I think I have seen him before. Now I should go and see what notice he is talking about? My mobile is vibrating. Who the hell is texting now? Oh! it's from f******k. What? Someone shared a message. It's Kevin? What did he sent there? A picture of our school's notice board? What notice is it? The caption reads, "Cristill-a bad element"

and exhale! I hum a random song and jog happily till my room. I will enjoy my freedom, for the time being, I sit upon my bad and realize that I got a message... --Hey- --what are you doing?- --Are you free today?- --I'm hella bored!- I chuckle as I read his silly messages, he must be living a boring life unlike me, who's living such a thrilling one! I text him back saying that I'm free and that I'm doing nothing other than enjoying my freedom!

I’m getting excited. From: Clarisse I’ll see what I can do. To: Clarisse Text me something funny or anything crazy. I giggled as I covered my mouth with my hand. I’m laughing as I think about her reaction. From: Clarisse What do you mean? 😀 To: Clarisse Just text me anything that will make me laugh 😁 From: Clarisse What are you up to, Hannah? I grinned from ear to ear, showing my white shinny teeth. To: Clarisse

he sent back. "No....." she sent playfully, adding an angel emoji to the message. "Nice," he replied. "I'm getting' in that thing next. Have a gropey day at the titty factory, buttslut." "Thanks!" she sent. Kenny always seemed to know how to cheer her up, and his banter had done just that. **

Deal😀 Goldie»» God, you're such a food lover😂😂😂 So why are you texting me by this time? Goldie»» Can't sleep. Aww, does little goldie need a cuddle from mama bear? Goldie»» Yes, little Goldie does😳 You're so shameless😂 Goldie»» I'm omw Right, joke all you want.

She fished it out, seeing that Anderson had just sent her a text message. It read; I'm on my way to get stabbed with a dozen medical needles, I can endure that much pain, but I don't think I can endure being away from you. You're the only medicine I need to survive. The text was the cheesiest thing she'd ever read, but for some reason, she wasn't bothered by it in the slightest. It was as heartwarming as it was hilarious. She wasn't surprised that he stuck to his playful persona even when sending messages, and when she read the message again, she could vividly imagine the taunting smirk on his face.

You hurt me Now I was seriously running out of guesses and I had only one name left, which I typed with dread. Brian? Yeah! You got it right! That's it. It was Brian texting me. I withheld the urge to puke. Brian. Tell me whose body were you talking about?! Have you murdered someone? At this, he again sent me a laughing emoticon. It was nothing, princess. It is just something that I do to random people when I'm bored. It's fun! Oh God! Was he a psycho or something? The text scared the crap out of me and he finds it funny.

"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ohh God please stop.. my stomach hurts like hell... Well I sorta Just imagined a kid version of you kissing a monkey... cute.. freaken cute I tell you." My face was burning at least I was making her smile like she did me. "I'm glad you're laughing. Thought you'd think I'm crazy..." She quickly responded: "I don't think you can go crazy... unless a Chris Brown song comes on.. then God your body would go crazy... that I know." I smiled like an idiot and my phone vibrated.. a text from my best friend. Bestie: Emergency 101... I fucken need you dude.. log in in w******p....

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’ I read it before clicking the send button. Thank God , he instantly replied. ‘ I'm... fine... What's wrong ? No doofus, no insult with your greeting. Definitely suspicious, so what's popping ?’ I chuckled at his text, I did not really think that me always starting our chat with me calling his funny names that pop in my head at that time. A shame we don't vibe also as nerd Kylie and Kelly, we will make a good best friend. ‘Lol. I need your help so I don't want to offend you with my words.’ I sent the message ending it with the winky emoji.