Funny Texts Novels & Stories

Group chat in F******k and non-stop messages. — Little niece to take care of Captain Paul’s hard work, please accept red envelopes. — Little niece to take care of Captain Paul's hard work, please accept red envelopes. — Little niece to take care ofCaptain Paul's hard work, please accept red envelopes. — Little niece to take care ofCaptain Paul's hard work, please accept red envelopes. …… Someone else sends you lucky money, it's difficult to control yourself not to open it, red envelopes $10 of "Firefighters are good at catching cats" also worked Fiona startle.

19:33 If you don't answer these texts imma flood your damn phone 19:33 You asked for it 19:33 ☺😊 😀😁 😂😃 😄😅 😇😉 😯😐 😑😕 😢😴 😮😣 😤😥 😦😨 😩😰 😟😱 😲😳 😶😞 😒😍 😛😜 😝😋 😙😘 😚😎

I replied, smiling. *Then I guess I have to wait till tomorrow.* I texted Lucas back, and he replied almost immediately. *Are you home?* *No.* *I have to go.* *Bye! See you tomorrow.* I sent, adding smiling Emojis to my texts. *Bye.* He replied. “Who are you texting?” I asked. “Lucas. We’re done talking though.” I said, dropping my phone, and he pushed a cocktail to me. “Here.” He said, smiling.

See smiles at me pulling me out of the bathroom sense I already put on my clothes. The afternoon goes by quickly, and when Keen sent me texts saying how much he missed me I couldn’t help but giggle when I noticed he saved his number as “Your ONLY Keen.” The man is not subtle at all, and before that I hadn’t even thought about Westley. He had told me how West stopped by this morning to check on me, but I felt to betrayed by him to reach out and I think Keen was happy. I sent him back texts teasing him about him not being my only Keen, and when he sent back a text in all caps asking, “WHAT, YOU BETTER BE JOKING?” I sent him back a picture of his mother with a kissy face. He didn’t find it as f

My phone vibrates in my pocket and I take it out, glancing at the text. 'Hello my sweet little etty weety ' I read the message that was from my very annoying best friend. 'Fuck off!' I greeted him in my usual way of greeting. 'I feel the love radiating through the phone' He immediately texts me back. I roll my eyes at that. He loved to annoy me, more than anything. I decide to ignore his texts, and put my phone on flight mode.

"Why didn’t you respond to my texts?" He huffed a short laugh and stepped closer. "How was I supposed to reply when you were threatening to kill me?" His mouth curved faintly. "'If you don’t text back, I’ll kill you. I’ll find you, and when I do, you’re dead.' What exactly was I meant to say to that?" I snorted despite myself, scratching lightly at my brow. Maybe the messages had sounded unhinged out of context. But that was how we used to joke. That was us.

They include: - Hi (too eager, deletes after typing) - Thanks, Dr. Black! (too cheerful, sounds like I'm trying to marry his malpractice insurance) - So you're alive. (an active violation of the Geneva Convention) - Are all your patients this lucky or just the ones who almost die. (probably correct, definitely unhinged) - Hi, this is Emma Park. I am not driving. Have a good day. (this is probably it) I open the text thread. Read his message again. Type the boring one. Stare at it. Stare some more. Hit send.

Funny how our mind is working in sync and I feel a tiny tingling sensation in my stomach. “Tiring but I’m still good” I texted and he replied to me “so tired” “Okay, eat your launch already and take a rest” I texted him. “Then eat your launch and rest for a bit” he replied. I am literally smiling wide right now because our conversation is fun to read. We do really texted the same content to each other. Is this what they call destiny? “We’re in sync” he texted me “Yeah, I have to go to work. See you later” I replied.

Comment down below. Don't bother about the sickness, it just popped in my brain, it's not real. See you next time!!! Much ❤❤❤and

I KNOW, YOU MUST HAVE HAD YOUR REASONS. BUT, STILL, IT WAS GOOD THE WAY IT WAS...YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER TEXTED ME AGAIN. The_real_prince_charming UHM...SURE, AS IF I COULD HAVE RESISTED AFTER SEEING YOUR, 'I LIKE YOU, NOAH' TEXT. Chloe_awesome_scott ... THAT WAS UM...TYPO, AUTOCORRECT...WHATEVER. I WAS NOT SERIOUS. CONSIDER IT AS A JOKE, AND MOVE ON. The_real_prince_charming