Funny Texts Novels & Stories

Yes, I was just shameless like that. My frown left as quickly as it came, the top of my lips twitching and threatening to break off into a full smile as I read the series of texts that came in just now. D 9:53 pm: I'm so excited for this trip! Oh we're bordering now btw Boarding* Me 9:54 pm: Idiot D 9:54 pm: Autocorrect<<<<< We're innate enemies I swear Me 9:54 pm: No I think you're just stupid and can't spell

In this case, it's not even with someone I crush on but my love, my mate and partner. "You will get to suck it tomorrow." He grins. When it comes to texts conversation, you can only express yourself with emojis. I love it though, it makes chats colorful and not boring. "Sure, I would." "You drained the life out of me today." He laughs. I laugh too, I can't hold my laughter. Why wouldn't I drain the life out of him when he said he will fuck me till I'm not able to walk. He almost succeeded in his quest because I felt a great effect with the pains and swolleness of my cunt. I'm glad it didn't happen as he said, although I know it was a joke.

Next, I tackle the spam texts — annoying messages from unknown numbers, trying to sell me everything from weight loss supplements to discount vacations. Finally, I make my way to I*******m, where I'm greeted by a flood of messages from distant cousins twice removed. There are birthday wishes, holiday greetings, and random check-ins — all from people I barely remember, let alone keep in touch with. I smile politely, typing out brief responses to each one, trying to be friendly without getting too caught up in the drama.

Form the corner of my eyes, I could see Adrian's confused face. "Yes I did come but not because I liked your text, but because I want to show you the consequences of sending me that text. I'll get you fired!"I yelled, catching the attention of some nurses and people there. "What did he send?"Adrian asked. "Believe it or not, this guy over here who's trying to sound polite to everyone, sent me a text saying 'Hey sexy, I'll be having my break in an hour, want to come by and have some fun on my desk?' What do you think this text means, huh?"I said with a loud voice on purpose for everyone to hear me.

(smile emoji) Texter 1: Alright. And if you find something extra in there, I’ll give you a bonus. Texter 2: Just make sure you keep this guy away from me after this purchase and I’ll be forever grateful. PLEASE! Creepy alert! And he fucking smells (disgust emoji) Texter 1: (Laugh emoji) Fine, will do that and I’ll still give you a bonus. Alright, end the session now before Lyra arrives here. Texter 2: Got it, bro! And thanks again!

Me: “It was spirit gum, thank you very much.” Xiabao: “Same difference. You looked like a discount drag king.” Me: “Rude.” Xiabao: “Honest.” Me: “Fine. Friends. But if you out me… ” Xiabao: “Never. Pinky swear.” I actually laughed out loud at that. Kael: “What’s so funny?” “Nothing!” Jax: “Bullshit.” Ryker: “He’s texting her.” “How do you know it's her?” I shot back.

Me:” Stop sending gifts” i didn't expect one text to make him stop all this nonsense. Annoying ex: “ Tell me what you don't like?” What? I look at his response and wonder if is there’s something wrong with the man, frustrated I texted him back. Me: “ What is wrong with you?” Annoying Ex: “ What’s wrong with making my wife happy?” he got the nerve to ask. Me:” Not your wife😤” I send him hoping that it will be stuck in his brain this time. Annoying Ex: “ Whatever you say, sweet wife🤎”

Who could be texting me this late at night? I glance at my cellphone and notice a few text messages. Tapping on the message app, a smiling selfie of Mario immediately pops up. However, my eyes widen in disgust as I realize the message contains a picture of an erect dick. It’s undoubtedly Mario’s, and the accompanying text reads, “See how much I miss you, Princess!” Below the gross image, there’s a video. I know I shouldn’t, but curiosity gets the better of me, and I reluctantly play it.

Jokes on you man, these people loves disturbing you with tons of texts messages, the voice in my head snickered out sarcastically. I let out a breath I was holding before scrolling through the texts messages. The group chat which was for just six guys including myself has under it, 1,230 messages. The fuck were these motherfuckers talking about? I texted them a little last night, which means the whole of these messages were texted in a span of twenty hours. Mother-Fucking-Bois - 1,230 messages. I clicked on the message first after resisting the urge to scoff at the name of the group.

09xxxxxxxxx All right, eat it! You haven't eaten before. You walked out! Haha xoxo. 'Do not reply. You may be driving now! You may be upset that you can no longer see the road because of the fats on your face! Haha. Joke. Bye. sent: 1:35 pm This idiot is crazy! There is still a real desire to leave the teasing. I act annoyed but I really laugh at the crazy words he texted!