Funny Texts Novels & Stories

Still, I could almost hear her voice in my head—teasing, warm, alive. Before I knew it, I was typing out a quick text: "How’s work, troublemaker? Don’t forget dinner tonight.” I hesitated for a second, then added a winking emoji. Ridiculous. But I sent it anyway. Because for once in my life, being ridiculous didn’t seem so bad.

Was about to reply, when another text popped up. Unknown number 💬: Need me to remind your little ex why he never should’ve messed with my ice-tongued princess?

Maddie stayed with Andrew while he did his assignment, using the opportunity to reply to Audrey's texts. Audrey had made it a habit to text her like a hundred times every day, asking about her general wellbeing, and if she had eaten, also about how her day was going. She would also send encouraging texts like how she should hang in there and not give up, and the likes of it. There were also the texts she would send of really lame jokes. Maddie had long given up on her friend and her sense of humor. Her jokes were always well lame…

" Yeah, but it's all good, I'll protect you" And I laughed a little how on earth is that gonna work if she doesn't know half of who I really am. I smiled at her supportive comments as we move on to the next thing. " Moving on we have the text message now that is a whole new world because there are different brands as well, who kinda own a text message company some of, this brand are WhatsApp, messenger, facebook, Instagram, pam chat, Snapchat and many more." " Wait is this how you got a message from Hugo"

Today, they're just keeping my mind occupied which is exactly what I need. My phone buzzes in my pocket. I glance at it discreetly under the desk. Adrian's name flashes on the screen with a text. “Quick question. If you had to fight one, would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?” Despite everything, a smile tugs at my lips. This has been happening all week. Random texts from Adrian. Stupid questions. Memes. Bad jokes. Nothing deep or serious. Just... there. I type back. “Horse-sized duck. At least it's only one target.”

I couldn’t see my face right now but I knew for a fact that it was obviously changing colors and my eyes were smiling even when I didn’t plan to. She texted again, obviously she wasn’t done. “At this point should we be worried that the after pills might be too late?” She added a laughing emoji and another one giving me the winky eye. That made me burst out laughing, even though they were real concerns. “Stop it Em. It’s not funny.”

I could hear her yelling through the text, which made me laugh. “I’m fine,” I texted back. “I don’t believe you. Send a pic ASAP, or I assume you’re crying,” she replied, and I sighed, opening my front camera to take a picture. I took a picture that showed my cleavage a bit and sent it to Hazel. She reacted with a fire emoji. “Still smokin’ hot!” she replied, causing my face to light up.

But it is that i just can't. Nate's birthday went by and i texted him a 'happy birthday' on I*******m. He said a 'thank you' and then we didnt talk. pranked me...... I wish i were with them.

Yes, I was just shameless like that. My frown left as quickly as it came, the top of my lips twitching and threatening to break off into a full smile as I read the series of texts that came in just now. D 9:53 pm: I'm so excited for this trip! Oh we're bordering now btw Boarding* Me 9:54 pm: Idiot D 9:54 pm: Autocorrect<<<<< We're innate enemies I swear Me 9:54 pm: No I think you're just stupid and can't spell

In this case, it's not even with someone I crush on but my love, my mate and partner. "You will get to suck it tomorrow." He grins. When it comes to texts conversation, you can only express yourself with emojis. I love it though, it makes chats colorful and not boring. "Sure, I would." "You drained the life out of me today." He laughs. I laugh too, I can't hold my laughter. Why wouldn't I drain the life out of him when he said he will fuck me till I'm not able to walk. He almost succeeded in his quest because I felt a great effect with the pains and swolleness of my cunt. I'm glad it didn't happen as he said, although I know it was a joke.