Funny Things To Say To People Novels & Stories

“Technically, you’re walking in my direction.” “And technically,” I snapped, “I can actually kill you right now.” He raised both hands. “Feisty. I like it.” “You talk too much, thinking I must be joking,” I said. He grinned like I’d handed him a compliment wrapped in gold foil. “Most people say that. Then I grow on them.” “Like what? Fungus?” He chuckled. “You’re funny.” “I wasn’t trying to be.” “Even better.”

“People kinda suck.” She laughs. “Oh, totally. Other than my mom and my aunt Louisa, I've never heard of another grown-up admit that, though…at least, not in front of me. They always act like I'm being dramatic or something, but people really do suck. I mean, look at the world today.” I flick on my turn signal, slowing at a crossroads. “It's definitely not an easy place to live anymore, but you shouldn't be cynical like me. Every once in a while, people can surprise you.”

It was a short, surprised sound that he tried to cough away almost immediately. But I felt it. It landed somewhere in the middle of my chest like a small, warm collision. It caught me off guard. I had spent so much time trying to manufacture a moment that when a real one happened, I didn't know what to do with it. "You should do that more often," I said quietly. "Do what?" "Laugh. It makes you look less like you’re planning a murder." Eli flushed slightly and looked back at his notebook. "Let’s just get through the next section, Cain."

I raise my eyebrow at her with a smirk. " I have never said anything like this to anyone in my life, so if I mess it up just don't laugh, okay? But you get so spacey sometimes like you are in a whole ‘nother world, and it's pretty cute. Like you are just having full conversations in your head and I have never seen just a big guy such as yourself do things like that. I find it.... adorable." I BUST OUT LAUGHING!!

She loves them. Bad jokes have always seemed to be the best way to get to know a person, the way he receives them, the way he gives them. If you can give a bad joke and laugh even though one has already heard it and one knows that it is not good, that speaks of anyone as a human being. She is a lover of everything that is fun, and since this pandemic began, Cali has seen people’s true color. A guy on the internet saw some photos of her and proposed an interesting business.

“Ohh... So many one worded answers... not much of a talker, are you?” “I don't see the need to talk much.” “Fair. Honestly, sometimes when people ramble too much, I feel like shoving something in their mouth just to shut them up. But you know - society and social rules and all.” That earned a real laugh from him - deeper this time, less restrained. And for a moment, it was just the two of us laughing quietly in the aisle like we’d known each other forever. A few people passing by shot us looks, probably wondering what was so funny. I didn’t care.

I said laughing "Ooh damn you should think about quitting," He said shaking his head "Yeah I should but you see without me they wouldn't last long," I said giving him an innocent smile "Ooh is that so," he said walking to me and started to tickle me. "Okay-okay st-sto-stop" I said while laughing and trying to catch my breath "Nope not until you tell me who is the coolest person ever" "I'm the coolest person ever," I said tough laughing "Stop okay- okay your the coolest," I said giving up

"Jerk." "Hey! I'll have you know that…" at my raised brow she snorted, which turned into giggles on their way to becoming a deep, full-belly cackle "…not my fault this shit happens to you when I am around. It's priceless. Share it with the world, Beau. Make it a better place, one laugh at a time."

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

I couldn't just disregard Katie's feelings because she's my wife now and we live in the same apartment so I launched into the next viable option. Which was surfing the net to get the perfect solution. The first thing I searched for was How to make women laugh because if I could get Katie to laugh, then most of the issues would be resolved but the answers that popped up were just all shades of ridiculous. Be comfortable laughing at yourself. Practice word economy. Don't be afraid to be corny.