Funny Threats Novels & Stories

“I know that my parents are in your house. If you’re not going to let them go in the next 24 hours, I will bring a war to your door, and the whole world will know what a deceitful man you are. They will know that you took my parents from their home so that you would take their lives like you did to Anastasia and Don.” “Oh, Zac. It makes me pity you that you have no idea what kind of a man you are messing with. Do you think I would fold my arms while I watch you threaten my livelihood, my reputation, and my family? If you don’t understand by now that I can do anything to protect what's mine, you better return to California and never step foot in New York or my business.” I scoffed. “Are you t

he warned me "I'm saying the truth bro, who knows if a sniper gun has been locked on my exact position, this may be our last conversation together," I said "Bella, you are scaring the fuck out of me and it's not funny anymore, stop this shit if it's a prank" he replied with a raised voice "Alright, I'm just pulling your legs, baby bro, there's nothing to worry about," I said and cleaned the tears from my eyes "you seriously need to calm the fuck down, don't ever pull that kind of shit on me again, or else I will tell Mom that's something up with you, she will get you a therapist" he threatened

“Are you sure about that because I will follow you instead of fighting, but if you do not do what I ask, I will make sure you will pay.” “Are you threatening me Lilly, wow it's hot.” “No I'm not threatening you, it's a promise.”

I chose what movie to watch even if it didn’t interest me. I chuckled. “So you won’t give me a second chance if I cheated on you?” It was not a question because it would never happen. “No.” One flat no made me smile. “Go fuck yourself, but you can’t put your lips on other woman’s lips, or your dick into other woman’s pussy, then come back home to me as if nothing happens. I laughed out loud. It shook her. “You think it’s funny? Try it, and you will see.” I took her warning and threat seriously, even if she was more than enough for me.

The fuckers around here thinks it's funny to watch me come undone. I've doled out plenty of threats for ass kicking if they don't fuck off and leave me the hell alone. My own crew, men I've ran with for years now think I've lost it. So what if I'm a little over protective have you seen the shit that's going on in the news? I have and let me tell you that shit's enough to make me want to lock my little family behind iron gates with twenty-four hour guards.

I could feel everyone looking at me - my men waiting to move and wondering if I would crack. “Fine,” I muttered, and intentionally let my voice rise, slicing through the late night stillness on a knife’s edge. “If you don’t come out… your friend who helped you get away. I’ll kill him. And then I’ll shoot the person hiding in there with you. But not right away. Slowly first. Just for fun.” That should have done it. Threats always did. But nothing… still. I waited as my tongue was pressed up on my roof. I looked back at my men and sighed.

I mocked. “That’s such a shame. You will end up being killed by the chaos that you have decided to create,” I threatened him. He shook his hands out dramatically, “Oh, I’m so scared,” He let out another mocking laugh. “Keep your threats to yourself and start memorizing your last prayers. If you don’t do what I have asked of you in the next seven days, I will make sure you do not come out of all these alive,” He threatened, before finally turning to leave.

he threatens. So he wants to stay in the closet. I clear my throat. "or what?" "I'll ban you from the drama club and give your role to someone else." I snigger and sneer at him. "Listen, if there's anyone who should be threatening the other here, it's me." I pause. "just watch how you treat me..." "Is that a threat?" I've heard this line so many times in movies. And the reply is, "It's a promise," I whisper. ********

But I guess I am the only one smiling at her, as she instantly wipes off every sign of amusement from her face. But that threat had sure been funny. “And, Diana?” Tessa asks. “I had told her I’ll hurt her.” Ooh. So straight to the point, but reeks of pain and seriousness. “And I received both threats on the same day.” Maureen complains. When I had seen her, she hadnt looked to me like someone that would fret and go as far as to call a meeting just to complain that she was threatened. Well this can only happen when you know the caliber of women that you are messing with.

It's better for you to stop struggling. ‘‘That's right, surrender now. And we might kill you in one fell swoop so that you can die peacefully.’’ Just like that, those people who had just arrived immediately voiced out their threats. That could be effective if they threw that threat at any normal person. However, they just happened to throw all those threats at me, which was ineffective at all. I even found their words laughable. As such, I replied with a cold smile, ‘‘Stop wasting your saliva and hurry up and come at me together. I have a lot of things to do so let's finish this quickly.’’