Funny Threats Novels & Stories

Like she’s leaving some threats. Instead of being nervous I was even more bored. God!

"If you insist on firing me, then I promise you that you'll regret this! You will pay for this insult like you never imagined! That said, I've been happy working for you over the years, so I can afford you a night to think about it. If you change your mind tomorrow, just call me, and I'll pretend this never happened." Tanya simply laughed. "Oh, but you don't have to. Trust me, Kevin—of all the threats I've had to deal with, yours has been the least threatening. If you want to use the internet against me, bring it on. I'm not worried about that or what angle your buddies will use to attack me.

“I know that my parents are in your house. If you’re not going to let them go in the next 24 hours, I will bring a war to your door, and the whole world will know what a deceitful man you are. They will know that you took my parents from their home so that you would take their lives like you did to Anastasia and Don.” “Oh, Zac. It makes me pity you that you have no idea what kind of a man you are messing with. Do you think I would fold my arms while I watch you threaten my livelihood, my reputation, and my family? If you don’t understand by now that I can do anything to protect what's mine, you better return to California and never step foot in New York or my business.” I scoffed. “Are you t

"Do as I say, or you'll regret it!" I would have rejoiced to hear his threats… if I wasn't the only one who heard them. Damn it! I wouldn't be surprised if there was no one else on this entire basement level aside from Caesar and me, and I doubted that any of those surveillance cameras planted on the ceiling recorded sound. Yet, I still needed to try. "You do realize that vocal abuse and threats are against the law, and I can sue you for it?" I strained through my teeth, frowning and hoping he would not discover the fear hidden underneath.

he threatens. So he wants to stay in the closet. I clear my throat. "or what?" "I'll ban you from the drama club and give your role to someone else." I snigger and sneer at him. "Listen, if there's anyone who should be threatening the other here, it's me." I pause. "just watch how you treat me..." "Is that a threat?" I've heard this line so many times in movies. And the reply is, "It's a promise," I whisper.

I chose what movie to watch even if it didn’t interest me. I chuckled. “So you won’t give me a second chance if I cheated on you?” It was not a question because it would never happen. “No.” One flat no made me smile. “Go fuck yourself, but you can’t put your lips on other woman’s lips, or your dick into other woman’s pussy, then come back home to me as if nothing happens. I laughed out loud. It shook her. “You think it’s funny? Try it, and you will see.” I took her warning and threat seriously, even if she was more than enough for me.

It's better for you to stop struggling. ‘‘That's right, surrender now. And we might kill you in one fell swoop so that you can die peacefully.’’ Just like that, those people who had just arrived immediately voiced out their threats. That could be effective if they threw that threat at any normal person. However, they just happened to throw all those threats at me, which was ineffective at all. I even found their words laughable. As such, I replied with a cold smile, ‘‘Stop wasting your saliva and hurry up and come at me together. I have a lot of things to do so let's finish this quickly.’’

, I couldn't hold my laughter anymore, and he watched on with hatred as I almost laughed my head out. “ Sorry, sorry”, I said, “ it's just that mehn, I'm impressed, really. The fact that you pulled this off, I'm seriously impressed”, I busted into another round of laughter, “ trust me, the members of that fellowship group of yours will really be marveled when they see you on I*******m. Who knows, you might even gain more followers than you already had”. “ Don't you dare”, he said, coming closer up. “ Was that a threat?” I asked, also coming closer, making our faces to be just inches away.

He picked up his phone and began tapping the screen. “What is happening?” You know that crazed smile? That’s exactly what I was wearing. “I don’t know how to put it but—” “You’re a CEO and you don’t know how to put a note that was written on a napkin with lipstick?” “I’ve been receiving threats for a few days now and they get worse each day. This is the least threatening. I mean, it’s written with lipstick, you have nothing to worry about.” “Yeah? So why’s Butch walking towards us like he wants to shake the foundations of this place?”

Blant said coldly, "Brat! Your skill with words is even better than I thought! However, don't think your words alone will guarantee your safety. Don't you know the consequences of what you're doing?" Fane raised an eyebrow. Blant was trying to threaten him at that moment, but threats were something he had heard the most in his life. He gets threats like that several times a day, so much so that it was getting annoying. There was no way he would take it seriously. Fane's lips curled up into a faint smile as he looked at Blant calmly, "Don't think you're so amazing. Don't think that everyone will listen to you just because you said a few words. We won't fall for your tricks anymore. You should