Funny Tv Series Quotes Novels & Stories

Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain. Xavier had enough of their non sense so he once again shouted.. Xavier:Arre oh mental aslyum ke patients what the hell are you doing here.. They all kept their hands on their heart and made crying and hurtful face..Xavier held his head with his both hands and nodded in disbelief..Elena saw their expressions and started laughing..Xavier frowned and palmed her mouth and whispered in her ear.. Xavier:Bohut jyada hasi aa rahi hain..Ek baar Jane do unne I will show you how to Laugh..

I was also about to ask that same question too," The queen said looking around in the hope to see her somewhere. I tried my best not to give it away that it was funny but my laughter did break out. I laughed as loud as I could. Everyone became so quiet at the table. They were staring at me like I was going crazy. This whole thing only made matter worse. I'm very sure the queen sees me as a witch or something. I wouldn't blame her though. I sounded like a witch by the way with the way I was laughing so loud. " Are you alright dear?" Zion's father asked My laughter subsided. I nodded " Yes I'm program showing on tv is what made me laugh. I got lucky the television was on and funny enough they

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

I ask one of the bodyguards, he gives no reply, not that I was expecting one anyway but it didn't stop me from trying. "Doing anything fun in the weekend?" I ask again, still no response, I sigh in resignation and plop down on the leather sofa and turn on the TV. I aimlessly flick through the channels and stop when I get to 'You've Been Framed.' I find the show absolutely hilarious but some part of me feels it's wrong to laugh at people humiliate and injure themselves on TV, but in the end they get money for it, so I guess they don't really care.

he said, using the tag line from the old I Love Lucy TV show. "No joke," she said. "I've been thinking about this for a while-especially tonight. That's what had my motor running in such high gear." He took a long sip of his wine, and said, "'Splain away." "It's about fantasies, babe. Yours and mine," she began. "I know you'd like to watch me get screwed by another guy; we've played that out a bunch of times-including tonight. Well, mine is to take a BBC."

“He’s okay. He just stepped out a while ago — probably arguing with the vending machine again.” She let out a chuckle, her shoulders bouncing slightly. “That man could lose a debate to a doorknob.” I laughed, adding, “Do you remember that time he tried to fix the microwave with duct tape and a spoon?” Her laugh turned into a wheeze. “Oh God! He swore it would ‘channel heat more efficiently.’ I nearly died of laughter when it exploded and fried his eyebrows!” We both laughed until we teared up. For a moment, the weight on my shoulders lightened.

"He could've avoided that bullet by twisting his ankles, though?" "She should just kill him, I say. Don't let him abuse her like that. I wouldn't stand for that kind of treatment for a day." "Right? These guys are so dumb." I laughed more at our commentary than in the movie's comedy scenes. I was unamused by the fighting scenes nor was I excited with the action. But this man beside me never fails to make the funniest side remarks. "Why is that car not exploding? They leaked the fuel like five minutes ago."

Nathan looks at my phone and starts laughing his ass off. “It seems, and I quote, ‘Damn girl, you’re giving me a boner’ and ‘Dutton, get the fuck out of my spot’,” Nathan chuckled. We all laugh hysterically. God, this is just what I needed. My friends are the best.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]