Funny Tv Series Quotes Novels & Stories

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

It was one of the many where Ross and Rachel were having relationship issues, arguing about whether or not they were 'on a break'. 'I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?' The line from Chandler had always been legendary to me, one of those many moments that I laughed at every time I watched it through. And luckily Tyler seemed to approve of the scene as well. "You're so Chandler," he commented, chuckling away at his humorous honesty. "You're so damn sarcastic all the time, and I kinda love it." "I had a notebook with his quote on it in high school," I smiled proudly.

I said to him. “Is that all you have to say?” He shot me a nasty glare. “Yeah… Unless you want some quotes added to it. Leave me alone thou son of Jezebel for I do not have thy time” My lame attempt at a joke seemed to calm him down a bit. “Dude this isn’t funny” He growled. “Hahahaha…what is the color of my teeth?” “Excuse me?” “Exactly my point. Since you didn’t see me shining my teeth, that is to tell you that I wasn’t laughing” I stared at him.

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”