Funny Tv Series Quotes Novels & Stories

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

, I said. " Okay dawg, you stay safe out there", he said. " Yeah sure, no problem", I replied as we did our ritual handshake. ______________________________________________ *** Back at the hospital*** " Those idiots are just rich, too rich!", I said with a huge burst of laughter, " I mean, how dumb can they get?", I asked rhetorically as I wiped the tears that had welled up in my eyes due to the intensity of the laughter. I was just mesmerized at how dumb Justin and his men could be.

“Yeah, I punish her mother at least twice a day and a mate’s punishment doesn’t seem to work.” Marcella and Wesley share a look of shock. “Dad made a joke, Dad made a sex joke, Marcella calls her mate 'Snookums', Dad is agreeing with Lucy, Marcella beat the shit out of three she-wolves, and Evander is standing up to Bridget,” Wesley looks around. “You all get the world is coming to an end.” Mark and Victor laugh. “I think we can do without the Three Stooges,” Dad is amused, but serious at the same time. “You three are dismissed.”

Tyson preaches, causing the male species in our group to applaud his remarkable statement, much to the ladies' annoyance. " You're right, men are wieners !" Jackie intoned with a laughter filled voice, bringing Emerald to a hearty laugh. Not that it was that funny, pardon once again for being a bit misogynistic but women aren't funny. Maybe it's the weed smoke getting to me. Well, Jackie has said some decent jokes over the past couple years but this was not it.

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

As we perused the menu, placing our orders with the attentive waitress, Victor's playful nature began to shine through our conversation. He regaled me with amusing anecdotes, his quick wit and infectious laughter filling the air. I couldn't help but be drawn into his joyous energy, each of his funny remarks eliciting genuine laughter from me. "You know," Victor chuckled, leaning in slightly, "I once tried to cook a gourmet meal and ended up burning toast. It was quite a masterpiece of culinary disaster."

I patted his shoulder and said, “We are the three musketeers, nothing will ever pull us apart. Not even girls, bros before hoes, you jump, I jump.” We started laughing and Mitchum came out of the bathroom at that moment and said, “What are you fuckers laughing at?” “Your ugly mug, fucker!” I said as I continued to laugh louder. “Man you guys are just assholes,” Mitchum sulks and he walks to the kitchen area grabbing a toaster pastry and a can of soda. Kenneth ever the peace maker amongst us says, “Don’t get your panties in a wad bro, we were having a deep conversation about the note Bay got yesterday. Then he said something to lighten the mood and we were laughing at that.”

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He said it so vehemently that I began to wonder if it was true or just hatred for me. "Hey, please hold the fence down for me; I promise I'll go my way after this," I tried to plead with the world's greatest bastards. " You think we can help you?" Brian mocked, laughing slowly. " I told you, she is a real wacko with several screws loose," Vince finally gave the closing comment, the way he always did. I saw the cold hint of a smile covering his lips as he winked at his friends. What could be so funny that I missed was my head inside the barbed wire.

That got my attention and I looked up at him. I saw my reflection in his chocolate-brown eyes. I blinked at him and he blinked. "What was I about to say?" He mumbled his eyes looking around and I let out a huff of laughter. I immediately pursed my lips to hide my laughter and he frowned. "Laugh." With one word, I threw my head back and laughed hard. Does a motivational speaker forget his quotes? The heck? I had been laughing for some minutes before he paused. "It's okay. You can stop laughing now." He said and I shook my head still laughing like a crazy maniac.