Funny Tv Series Quotes Novels & Stories

“Let’s see this glow everyone’s raving about.” I laugh, striking an exaggerated pose. “It’s all natural, darling.” “Damn right it is.” He grins, lifting his camera. “Alright, give me smolder. Give me sunshine. And for God’s sake, stop laughing so much!” But I can’t. Tyson keeps me in stitches, his quips and stories flowing effortlessly between shots. At one point, he pauses mid-photo to tell me about how Quincy once stuck his, as he delicately phrases it, “peanut” into a pool vacuum.

"Not competing just... sorry for being a dick last night. Heavens, take her pain and give it to me, my love, for I cannot bear to see you suffer." I froze, pulling back to stare at him. "What? Heavens what? Did you just quote a soap opera?" He grinned sheepish, ears red now. "Yeah, watched some clips online thought it sounded romantic, like those dramatic guys on TV. 'My darling, your tears are daggers to my soul let me mend your broken heart with my eternal devotion.'" I cracked up so hard I snorted, falling back on the towel, him hovering over me laughing too. "Oh God, stop you sound like a bad actor! 'Eternal devotion'? Who talks like that?"

Yvroz said with a satisfied smile plastered on his lips. Zenah tsked, "What a humble beast." "Oh, that's for the compliment."He said with a smile. "Idiot! That's a sarcasm!"Zenah said loudly. Before Yvrozz could speak back, a loud laugh was heard by both of them. Turned out it was Mr. and Mrs. Quivan who was already outside, can't wait to see them that's why they come to fetch them. The Mrs. Quivan, laugh, "Did you hear that, Dear? She called him a humble beast? And she said it was a sarcasm? Damn. That was so smooth to get burned by those sarcastic words." She was laughing as she was tapping her husband's shoulder.

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

That awful romcom they used to watch just to laugh at how bad it was, and which they still quoted to get a chuckle. “That was the worst movie I’ve ever seen,” Alex said, chuckling. “And I’ve seen the one with the talking raccoon lawyer.” Ava grinned. “You still quoted it for a week.” “I was trauma-processing.” Their laughter rang genuine. For a moment, the world narrowed to just the two of them. But then she asked, too casually, “You said yesterday was rough. Anything interesting?” Alex carved into his lamb, chewing slowly before answering. “One or two things. Nothing too explosive.”

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

“Let’s get back to having fun, yeah? Drink up.” “Alright, let up, Lance!” “Mate, you’re scarin’ the lasses!” Ava wasn’t sure what had changed for these idiots, but apparently the show wasn’t funny anymore. Voices around the room began to speak up in defense of the sobbing girl on the ground.

"You’re all insane." "And you’re dramatic for someone who used to cry when the dog in movies died," Ava shot back. "It was sad! Old Yeller was a masterpiece." The banter never stopped. It came in waves, sometimes overlapping, sometimes completely off-topic. But it was comforting. Like slipping into an old hoodie after a storm. Layla leaned over and whispered, "Your family is nuts. I love them." "Yeah. Me too."

“Uh huh… yeah, you’ll notice he’s not giving ME $50,000, though…” “Anh – ” “I’m just kidding. You know that.” “I know,” I said, though I was a little nervous. As Dr. Sheldon Cooper, my favorite TV nerd of all time, said once on The Big Bang Theory: ‘It’s funny because it’s true.’ But I pushed that out of my mind. “I don’t know what I’m going to do with it yet…” “Yeah, well, don’t put it all on black.” “Oh hell no. And I think I can cover rent this month,” I teased.

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