Funny Valentines Death Novels & Stories

Today was Valentine's Day, and I wanted my husband to take a day off. "Stay home with me," I said. "Valentine's Day is the best time to make money," he replied, turning away. As he stepped out the door, he casually reminded me, "Call me if anything happens." I had planned to wait for him to come back, but at some point, I drifted off to sleep. When I woke, it wasn't to the sound of him returning—it was the pain that pulled me out of my daze. Cold sweat soaked my face as I gasped for air.

“My uncle plays his cards close to his chest. He would never ever tell people he works with everything about what is going on and who is working for him.” They all have dark circles under their eyes, and I feel bad that they have to spend most of their mortal lives fighting wars, or maybe I feel envy that they will probably die peacefully after a few years and leave it all behind. There’s no peaceful death for vampires. If a vampire dies, it is always through violence. “We have disappointed you and Dom,” Josh brings me out of my train of thoughts. “Seriously? After everything you all did for this pack, that’s crazy.” I smell Valerie’s scent, and I spot her in the doorway. She smiles when our

“Ah, the vampire. Still breathing, I see. I am genuinely shocked. I thought the relentless march of time would have finally claimed you by now.” Valen smirks faintly, entirely unconcerned. “Death’s too afraid to claim me. Too much paperwork.” “No,” Malakai corrects him, his tone velvet-soft and razor-sharp. “Death simply hates you.” Valen’s jaw flexes at the insult, but he doesn’t bite back immediately. Instead, he starts distractedly picking one of the glowing dream flowers, sniffing it, pretending to be bored and focused on the scenery. But in reality, he's picking up clues.

Raising an eyebrow, Margret teased, "Feeling jealous, are you?" Valentine's expression soured at the insinuation. "Jealous? No, I'm furious. After all their attempts to have me killed, now they're playing house like some storybook family." Margret let out a chuckle before probing further, "So, you're over Andrea Singers, then?" Hearing that name made Valentine's face darken further. He spat out his words with disdain, "Meg, can you not repeat that name? It's nauseating and drives me up the wall."

Kelly said, “You are not serious” Valery said, “but hangover didn't disturb you not to have sex” Valery Inquired, “Sex Is part of luxuries of life, and If I'm dying, I will still have sex, I love sex” Kelly said, and he laughed, and he stood up, freshen up, dressed up, and Valery drives him to the spot he forgot his car, and they exchanged contacts, and Valery drives on while Kelly walked Into the parking lot where he parked his car, and he entered Into his car, and he drives home,

Justin sighed and got up from his seat, setting the glass of wine down on the desk “We are no more together, the media already announced it. It's over.” For a minute Valerie stared at Justin, her face wore a blank expression. It seems she was beginning to get it … Justin thought. “I know that this looks somehow but trust me, it's better this way…” And then Valerie suddenly burst out laughing. “You are funny, so funny. This is hilarious.” She said cutting him off. Justin frowned. “This isn't funny.” “It is, baby.” Valerie answered amidst laughter. “You are not taking this seriously and this is serious.”

she shrills. "Gross" I sigh. Val has always been a fan of Kale. She used to adore the boy when we were little. Then we he died his stupid hait red, she said she died twice. If you ask me, I'd say that's not enough deaths for her. "Just call mom ok?" "Alright" Bye...love...." I hang up before she can complete her statement and I now she's eyeing her screen currently. I just didn't want to hear her say Love you baby brother.

I stood their staring at her as she spoke . " You wouldn't say anything Valerie ,I thought you have a sharp tongue , What happened now , Even if I don't succeed in killing you in this life I will continue to hunt you and kill you in the next life , Valerie you are reason for my death " " Wrong Bethel , You tried to kill my husband today ,I will be the one to personal execute you tomorrow " " Haha ... You Valerie , You might sound so tough but I know you are so chicken hearted that you can hurt a fly "

To end two years of long distance, I quit my job behind my boyfriend's back on Valentine's Day and moved to his city. The candlelit dinner he'd promised to welcome me turned into him leaving halfway through when his boss Diana called, asking him to entertain a client over drinks. I told myself it was just the way corporate life worked. We made plans to see an exhibition that weekend. We'd barely reached the entrance when another call pulled him away to fix an urgent proposal for Diana. I told myself he was just ambitious. We'd planned an island getaway to celebrate my birthday. The night before we were supposed to leave, he called. His voice was tinged with guilt. "Diana says this business t

It inflicted a thousand arrows directly to my chest with such a sight that was not to behold. And I ended up losing him in the process. I thought it was easy to finish him then, but I never thought I would find myself drifting apart from him. My actions to his whole pack with the help of my henchmen and the deception of professing my love to him were so unbearable and heart-rending that Valerian chose to die in front of me by coercing the tip of my sword to be pierced in his chest with a crestfallen smile plastering on his lips.