Funny Vampire Name Novels & Stories

“Here. Eat.” I accepted the fruit and looked at him as he get another one. When he bit it, I bit on it too, imitating what he’s doing. We ate silently and I didn’t hear any noise except the creaking sound of the night and the crunchy fruits while we were munching. “What’s your name?” Do real vampires have names? He stopped on his track to look at me before averting it away like he’s getting burned by my gaze. “Prin-,” he shook his head. “Dash Slaughtrus Vandelion.”

As fate sisters were explaining, Clotho looked at Ethan and warned him “Ethan it might happen that when you both will face Sandra, Alice can get injured and starts bleeding. You will have to control yourself. You might feel like feeding on her blood but this will weaken her and the fact you are a newly turned vampire once you start feeding on her you will not stop.’ “Don’t worry aunt Clotho. I have never felt an urge to drink blood. I just used to drink thinking it as a juice” Ethan said “It is not that easy Ethan. Alice is a fairy. A fairy and a vampire have a quite unusual bond between them. Though both belong to different worlds, fairy blood attracts vampires, and once a vampire drinks fa

I protested, pouting. “Snoopette was the name I gave you and I call you Tiffany only when I feel it's important, and moreover Axel is my name and AJ is my Initials, and you didn't give me a nickname so…” He reasoned. Okay that's true, sighs this Grumpy Vampire is not giving me a chance to win a teeny argument. “Alright, alright, what name do you want me to call you?”

This is a very funny joke. “Stephen's vampire. The smell of the vampire clan Stephen." A vampire spoke up, they looked at Augustus then looked at Sharmaine who was being protected by Augustus. "What do you want here?" Augustus spoke coldly, blood red eyes, long fangs, this was the fighting and attacking appearance of a vampire. Sharmaine pressed close to the tree, she felt him trying to protect her with all his might, Sharmaine smiled slightly. “We want the girl behind your back.” A vampire looked at Sharmaine and said.

Despite what humans like to think, werewolves are way stronger than vampires and vampires are pretty easy to kill if you know how to so seeing how close he was to death that day was something really terrible for me and I don’t ever want to have to see that again. “C’mon, you are no fun.” He says but he has already laid back on the bed sipping his hot chocolate with his sweetheart and don’t for one second think I am referring to myself because I am not whipped cream. My name is Zara Gennings not that so that is that. “You know that’s not true. I am the only person who knows how to have fun in your life right now.” He didn’t agree with me. Huh, we are about to get into one of those our faux ar

he gasped as the plague-disfigured creature leaned over him to stare at him through cataract-clouded eyes. "Rookie mistake," the necromancer said in a hissing whisper. "That is not my name, nor is it one of the names I have ever used" "That!" Viktor exclaimed. “Young Viktor, I am not Dr. Shandri Drake Tepes” before he continued speaking, the necromancer whose name Viktor mistook his name released a slight recite “Do you see me with the face of falling in love with a bloodsucker to be his wife. Hahahaha? "

With a serious face, Frey started talking about herself. There are two types of vampires.Pureblood and mixed-blood vampires.Pure-blooded vampires are the original descendants of ancestral vampires.While mixed vampires are obtained in various ways such as marriage between humans and vampires, or other ways.Frey is a pure-blooded vampire who has a body that looks the same as a human.Even so, she also has strength that exceeds ordinary humans.

My eyes followed him as he paced back and forth, seemingly deep in thoughts. “Have you heard of the name Nosferatu?” I asked, trying to sound as casual as possible not to trigger Titus’ explosive nature. He stopped, nearly froze, and spun on his heel to stare at me. “Isn’t that like another name for a vampire? Same shit, but fancy and expensive-sounding, yea?” Although our situation was nothing to smile about, I wanted to laugh. Somehow, he always found a way to describe things in a way even the most serious topics sounded hysterical.

After he moved, the lead vampire smiled like he was waiting for him to move. "Well... Well... Well...," he said, "this saves us a lot of searching." Nobody responded to him... His smile widened. "Do you know who we are?" The vampire asked, the smile still on his face. "No," Rynese answered almost at once. The vampire laughed out loud this time, the others joined him which was a bit annoying.The sound echoed strangely through the forest like they were all sharing the same joke. Unfortunately, nobody knew what it was they were laughing about.

– I thought dragons were giants. the vampire chuckle. - His dragon must be big. I haven't seen him yet. This is just the human part of him. Do you want to name him, my love? The wife smiles, and makes a thoughtful face. - Rex. - Rex? – the vampire asks. Zog's fury continued to grow. Did they dare to name me after a dog? Lucifron's mind was too hot from Zog's burning fury. He was screaming for Lucifron, trying to wake him up and leave, but nothing seemed to work.