Novel & Cerita Funny Ways To Say Hello

he stated. "My friend told me about this and I got curious so I tried it," I explained to make the conversation dry. "i see" "mostly people in this site don't use 'hi' nor 'hello'" "but rather 'hey' or 'sex' as a way of greetings," he explained. "Thank you, I'm not really into this kind of set up I just got curious because of my friend," I replied to him. "since when u started?" He asked.. "Just a minute ago," I replied.

He has a dazzling smile on his face and I could feel my stomach drop. “Hello mate”

I can't even get my eyes to focus, and now I'm freaking out! "What a delightful message to wake up to." He had placed a laughing emoji which brightened the content. "What a delightful message to wake up to." I wanted him to get in touch with me, but not if it was to criticize me in any way, so I hope he can see the humor in this situation.

"Bitch! Oh wait, it's my mom, sorry I forgot to message her." "Take it." "Hey, mo---" "Where in this world are you strolling Mr. Dominic?" Well, that's a lovely way to say hello. I'm sure this woman is pissed, the concerned mother level. "Oh, hello there, mom." "Why is there -----------" "Hello, mom, hello...... oh fuck my phone died," I sighed. "Here you can use mine," Valentine offered his phone.

In a sigh, I stood from my bed, hence it served me little solace due to the cramps I was having. I stretched, thankful it caused me some little relief and headed to the bathroom where I splashed water on my face. I shuffled out when I heard my phone ring, and rushed to see who was calling. It indicated. With a huge smile on my face, I picked it up. "Hello deaf," I greeted. "Hy dumb," He replied. *weird I know, that was how we greeted each other* "How's it going?" He questioned "Really bad," I sighed.

It was difficult explaining but I had to clear her up and that explaining to her that we didn’t kiss in the best way I could. “O.M.G did you guys just—“ “no no no Hazel its nothing like that, I, we … we don’t say hellos or goodbyes in where I come from. We do a forehead connection to communicate feelings we don’t often say.” “ whoa, that is really deep. But what country is that? The Bahamas?”

"Hello?" "Be careful on your way, my dear.."

"Jen, you're the best!" Both of us froze, and an awkward silence fell between us. I wanted to slap myself for the impulsive gesture. "Jen, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to... it's just... You know, I used to do that when we were kids..." Jenna paused for a moment, then smiled softly. "It's okay. I'm actually glad you did that. It makes me feel needed." I retreated to my room, the awkwardness lingering in my mind, and spent the rest of the night wide awake.

He gathered all his courage to stop and say hi without stuttering. " Hi! We met again. How are you? " She was obviously surprised as her eyes got wider as she looked at him straight on his face. Her face then shows that she just couldn't believe he was actually asking her. " He-hello! I-i'm fine. " She stuttered. Startled and embarrassed. She even pinched herself and winced as she felt the pain. Elven finds her a little amusing that he can't help but chuckle. " Hi! I mean, I'm doing great! How are you? "

I answered his call but did not speak first. [Hello?] I heard him said softly. I'm like a lunatic smiling here. [Hello.] He said again, wondering why I'm not speaking. I'm just waiting for him to say something. [Hello? Are you there?] He asked. I want to laugh. I'm like a lunatic here. [Why aren't you talking? Hello?] He sound worried now. He might be thinking something bad was happening to me because I didn't answer. But the truth is I'm just waiting for him to mention something.