Funny Ways To Say Hello Novels & Stories

Seems it's time to learn about the truth! "Hello!"

“If you don’t reply, I’ll just-” “Hahahaha,” a familiar laugh echoes through her ears. “Hello, my s*ut.”

I want to apologize to everyone for making them feel so much heartache. "Hello everyone. Hola. Óla. Bonjour. Summer speaking. I just want to apologize for the emotional outburst that affected you all. Please forgive me." As soon as I finish, I am bombarded with responses and mostly bewildered responses. The major question being; "How?" I quickly shut of the mindlink as it was causing me a headache. I did not think that it would work. I hear hastened footsteps in the hallway and I snap my head towards the door.

It is known, of course Rj is dating her now. I looked at my phone in my pocket because it was ringing and vibrating. Yuan calling... *Ring*Ring*Ring* "Oh?" "It's a trend to say hi or hello!" he said on the other line. "oh.." "Damn! It's not just hi or hello." he ordered. "You know..tss.. I'm not good at it.." I told him. "Pwes! Get used to it." he said demandingly. "Hey!" "Grumpy"

After a few relentless attempts, he finally stopped calling and sent a text instead. [If you don’t like those styles, I’ll take you out to pick some out yourself another day!] Lena glanced at the screen, left it be, and scrolled through her contacts until she found her long-time best friend’s name. She sent over a text to meet up. Since she was leaving the country so soon, she needed to say a proper goodbye to the people who actually mattered.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

And for a moment, everything in my world felt perfect. “All good, boss!” “Yo!” “Hey, bud!” “Long time no see.” “This is what happened.” “Move aside, let the handsome guy pass. Excuse me!” “Your face looks like my butt!” “Train train, toot toot! Copy me, Zenon.” “Hehe, heya heya! Die, die… oh no, I lost! You are amazing, Zenos!” “I am eating a cupcake, my precious princess. Your handsome uncle will take one, thank you!”

I said to him with an eye roll and he laughed in return. " Ok pardon my manners. I saw you from afar and then thought of saying hello to you" he said with a shrug. I squinted my eyes at him. I don't know why I found it funny " Really? When do we start saying hello to each other?" " For crying out loud Ella, I'm only trying to be nice here but why do you want to make everything difficult," he said with an annoyed face. I shrugged " You can't blame me. I know who you truly are so understand where I'm coming from"

Sіnсе оur ice сrеаm date, hе seems tо hаvе relaxed. It’s great to see hіm. I gеt аn urge tо hug the lіttlе guу but tасklе hіm instead. Hе kеерѕ telling me it’s thе more mаnlу way tо ѕау hеllо. Brenda ѕnіffѕ thе air and іmmеdіаtеlу smiles аt mе. “That smells good! I’m ѕtаrvіng.” Shе sounds рlеаѕеd.

With the roosters, I SCREAM…. “GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!” and stretching my arms. Another day again, I defeated you Mr. Sun! And of Course! Not to forget, I have to greet my most beloved self too! “GOOD MORNING CHARMIE!” that’s the power! “Good morning Uncle Bert!” These words came out of my mouth as I look down, which an old man passed by. It is Uncle Bert, and whoever old man I deal with, I address him uncle and auntie, even we are not blood related. It shows thoughtfulness somehow.