Novel & Cerita Funny Weird Things To Say

I raise my eyebrow at her with a smirk. " I have never said anything like this to anyone in my life, so if I mess it up just don't laugh, okay? But you get so spacey sometimes like you are in a whole ‘nother world, and it's pretty cute. Like you are just having full conversations in your head and I have never seen just a big guy such as yourself do things like that. I find it.... adorable." I BUST OUT LAUGHING!!

I couldn't hold myself, and I let my stupid mouth run. "I am giving up on you!" I replied. I watched his face pale and confusion etched on his face. "Did I do something?" He asked, unsure of what I had just said. "No. It's this thing that I do where I randomly blurt out lyrics. So when you said 'say something', it reminded me of that song by a great big world." I quickly add. His relaxes a little. "Ohh. My heart jumped a little when you said that to me." He said, chuckling a bit. I knew I shouldn't have done that, why did I have to ruin everything with my weird antics.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

The words felt strange leaving my mouth but I didn’t regret it. “Oh,” Calvin said softly, his eyes widening. “Well… that’s new.” He smacked his lips. Another guy elbowed him in the side before he could continue. “Shut up,” the guy muttered under his breath while Calvin winced dramatically. “Dude, that was unnecessary.” He groaned. “You were about to say something stupid,” the guy replied. “I always say something stupid.” Calvin snorted like it was a known fact. “Exactly.” Laughter broke out again, easing some of the tension.

"It was a joke when I said she has boobs. She does have boobs, but I never said anything about yours. The only thing I can think of to say about yours would be weird, so I've never said anything about your tits." "So if you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything at all?" Kota groused at her brother. "Sheesh, Kota. Weird, I only have weird things to say about your tits, so I don't say anything at all."

"Then stop saying weird and nonsense things." "Weird and nonsense? Yeah, right. If honesty also means weird and nonsense, then yes, I am saying weird and nonsense things." Caesar did not reply and started reading again, so I continued talking. "You don't have to be shy about it, okay? We are not kids anymore. We are sixteen already. We are teens, and it's normal to have our own crushes. There's nothing weird about it. If we would talk about weirdness, then what you did—running away suddenly—that thing is what weird is." "Stop making things up."

Adrienne's laughter danced through the room, filling the space with warmth. "Oh, I believe it's not about being weird, but rather embracing the ebb and flow of life. Isn't that how everyone is? We all experience highs and lows, times when the world feels like a magical wonderland and moments when we just want to tell everyone and everything to take a hike," she retorted, her voice filled with a touch of wisdom. His curiosity piqued, Ryan leaned closer, their gazes locked intently. "And how do you unwind after a long day then? What are your hobbies?" he inquired, genuine curiosity lacing his words.

“You haven't answered my question. Do you prefer it slow or fast?” There was a moment of silence, including him. His once heavy panting paused for a moment. Not surprising, Zeke erupted into laughter, clapping his hands together as if he were enjoying a comedy show. I began to see that this guy was genuinely unhinged; there was definitely something off in his mind. “What’s amusing?” I snapped; he turned to me, shaking his head slowly. “Sometimes, man, some words sound corny; you shouldn’t use them in situations like this.” I now realize what he meant, but I wasn’t ashamed. I just don’t care as long as he understands the concept.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Like a madman indeed. "Youngsters nowadays are so rude, foolishly dreaming that they can do anything. I guess you didn't know young man. There are some things in this world that are unstoppable. Like, the sun shining in the east. Also, an elephant squashing an ant. Or for example — ME TAKING YOUR LOWLY LIFE! "