Funny Weird Things To Say Novels & Stories

But we’re in the 21st century yow so, perhaps tying a camera in it would work much better these days. Ever experienced suddenly thought about a great idea and without knowing you just said something out loud and everyone around froze to look at you——oops! So awkward. Sometimes I wish everybody could think what I am thinking but it would be embarrassing if I’d think about pooing whenever a fart all of the sudden just comes out.

he burst out laughing into another set of explosive laughs. This crazy boy. Gah ! However, his laughs were infectious and no sooner, in a cafe crowded with dozens of people, two silly teenagers were crying their asses off as they laughed like crazy, rolling on the floor. Guess today could be officially declared as ‘Crazy Day’. That was a hell lot of craziness that we saw today. T’was totally Craziness Overloaded. “Oh God ! I - can’t - breathe,” I panted out breathlessly in between my peals of laughter.

' Then answer it,' says Aiden a small smile playing on his lips as he cruizes through the streets. ' Cereal it always goes in first,' I say playing with our fingers together ignoring the tingles that run through my body. 'You're officially weird,' he laughs shaking his head the sound sitting right with me since he rarely laughs and always gives off this cold demeanour. ' Says the guy who puts milk in the bowl first like you honestly cannot be serious,' I say shaking my head in amusement. 'It works best for me,' he shrugs before we both look at each other and burst out into laughter at our silliness.

I joked lightly, and Serin rolled his eyes at my poor excuse of one. "Funny," he said humorlessly. I only cackled even harder. "No, seriously. You should step out of the corporate world and become a comedian with jokes like that." "Aw, come on, Serin." I followed him out of the house and into the backyard, where he walked out for some fresh air. "It was kind of funny, admit it!" "You need to admit yourself into a mental hospital with jokes like that." ###

In the end, readers are crazy for being readers in a world where words flow down the monosyllabic drain of unculturedness. * This is a chronicle that I love, from the time when Bia was still married and she would gossip to me over the phone. Added a dash of comedy. I burst out laughing every time I read it! almost divorce "Your fart is so stinky!" ― And by any chance, is there a smelly fart? “There are the not-so-overly-stinky ones. You look like you died inside, you're rotten! Go to the bathroom or I'm going to pass out.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

he muttered, almost to himself. The word should’ve stung. It didn’t. The way he said it wasn’t cruel it was bemused, almost fond. Like he was turning the idea over in his head, trying to decide whether weird was a dealbreaker or something he could live with. Like maybe, just maybe, he was trying to figure me out too. I decided to push back. Humor was my only reliable weapon in situations like this. “Weird is just another word for interesting,” I said, forcing a grin I didn’t feel. “You’re welcome.”

Hearing that of course made Alvin laugh again, pretending to be sick at school what will be done is something that is so very terrible and of course this is a question that is already common support even for other people of course. " It seems like you are the most annoying person in this world, you can say something that is completely inappropriate and in the end what you do is something that is so very annoying."

asked Isaac. "You ever hear the one where the werewolf and the vampire walk into a bar?" Deep belly laughter bubbled out of her. Luke and Wynona grinned, clearly fans of dumb jokes. "Haha," said Phoebe trying not to smile. "I told you I'm not a vampire!" "I know, but come on," said Ruthie. "That would be hilarious! I suppose I could say 'werewolf and mermaid' but it just doesn't sound right." "Man, you guys are seriously weird," snorted Luke.

I said off the top of my head as i ran my fingers under the tap. “Well there’s this w******p broad—” “Not the w******p broadcasts” I added and we both shared a laugh on how ridiculous those can be. About the fruits that have been injected something poisonous or the supposed demonic cartoons for the kids. And even how the covid vaccines were an elaborate plan to reduce population.