Novel & Cerita Funny Weird Things To Say

But then again so was everyone else. “He’s the dude broiest bro ever in the history of dude bros dude.” I yelled back at her. Ahhh… yep. Totally drunk. Sara shook her head seriously. As if anything I just said made sense. “Dude you’re so right.” She said. Sloan chimed in then. “Dudes a weird word!” She shouted. We all agreed and started laughing. “Duuuaaddee” Abbey said. “Dude .. dude .. doodie dude.” Sara tried.

Although she was labled as crazy b*tch. "Gosh, there's lot of weirdos nowadays." "Remember when we were hiding under the table? We saw a man crawling on the floor. What is he? A mental patient?" 'Wait a minute. Are they talking about me?' I pointed myself in silence. "Their drinks are great but this place are full of weirdos." "Hey Hoshi. Don't act like you aren't one of them. I won't ever forget when you tried to vlog about eating spaghetti using your nose."

He was her loyal knight, pouring her wine and serving her food, all the ruthless decisiveness of an Underboss erased. They were laughing and talking, and I was clearly not needed as a prop. I didn't want to waste any more time and looked for a chance to slip away. But Noa suddenly turned to me gracefully. "You must be Maeve. I've heard so much about you. The famous 'piano goddess of the underworld'." Caught off guard by being singled out, I quickly waved my hand. "Thank you, but that's an overstatement. Just some flattery from friends."

“The eggs on that rich guy’s Mercedes or the flaming poop.” “The old guy stepping in flaming dog shit was pretty damn funny. It might be a draw. So, what’s next?” “I got big M-80 firecrackers!” “Gosh, and gee-willikers Paul, whatever shall we do with those?” “So many mailboxes, so little time.”

the man nodded. “Alright,” said the facilitator. “Let’s rotate. Jokes, riddles, weird facts. Come on, unleash your inner campfire gremlin.” Katherine nudged Kingsley. “You better say something.” He looked at her with mock offense. “Is that a challenge?” “I’m saying you’ve been making bad jokes since 2009. Now’s your time to shine.” He raised a hand. “Alright. What did the zero say to the eight?” The group leaned in.

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

I found his company greatly amusing and even though we spoke for a long time, I didn’t notice how much time we have spent. He said something that I found funny, I started laughing opening my entire mouth widely forgetting all about palace etiquettes and then, I quickly remembered and covered my mouth and laughed quietly, trying to make as little sound as possible. He gave me a weird look ‘I love hearing you laugh?’ I was shocked ‘You do?’ He nodded ‘Yeah’ I blushed ‘I thought I would embarrass you with my uncultured laughter. I have been told that my laugh is annoying’ ‘Whoever told you that must be sick in the brain. You should laugh often, it’s sexy’

is prompt. Well, I'm not affected by that term because, in the first place, I am the feared gangster in my area. That term is mild to describe me. They even call me a crazy girl just because I tend to go berserk if I am mad. "You're weird," I answered. Lucas's eyes widened. "You are the first person who called us weird." This is an amazing promise. Even Gen was looking at me in shock. "Well, weird in a good way though," I said this because they might get lost because they don't seem to accept that I called them weird. haha

"Be kind." "And don't try to become someone else just so people like you." Another child spoke. "But what if people think I'm weird?" Jason laughed. "They probably will." The room erupted into giggles. "I've been called strange." "So has Amber." He pointed toward Alice. "So has Alice." Alex raised his own hand. "And me." Rose lifted hers too. "Me too." Iris sighed dramatically before raising hers as well. The rest of the room laughed. Jason smiled. "See?"