Funny Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

Each time I call you mama, I feel weird! Hyun Hyun ಥ﹏ಥ She fired at her mother and did not stop until it was needed.

mom is still yelling at me. "Mama, yes, even if you still want it, we'll go there immediately," I said while still raising an eyebrow. "Oh? All right! Come home to us and get dressed. Then go to the university," said mom. "Mom! You're so bad?! You're just joking. It's not funny anymore," I said with a sneer. "Hey! What a joke?! This isn't the time for your j-joke time! We're talking about studying and then you're joking?! Maybe you just want to stop studying?!"

But it did the trick. My poor bestie shot out of the couch like NASA had launched him into space... the sight so hilarious, I just had to double over in laughter, holding my sides as I shook uncontrollably. Lee looked at me in sleepy irritation, if that's even a word. "That's not funny Mia, I wouldn't do that to you." He muttered, still glaring at me. I snorted. "You'd totally do the same thing, and admit it... it was hilarious!"

It takes a few seconds before she asks “What?” “He won the ‘no-bell’ prize!” and suddenly all the laugh that I keep holding in has let out like a demon leaving a body. I remember scrolling through F******k and seeing that post for the first time. I laughed so hard that my mom thought there was something wrong with me. Best day of my life! Still never fails to crack me up! I calm down, letting out bits of chortles. When I look at Sadie, she’s not laughing. Instead, she looks at me with her eyebrows furrowed. I turn back around, flustered.

I acted while placing my finger on my chin. He laughed while making a sound with me. "My mother did not understand anything—What should answer?" "She quietly put the sunscreen back in the bag, covered her face with a cap, and closed her eyes!" laughed while rolling my head up and down, and Jacob laughed even harder while grabbing his stomach. Haha, damn, there are so many funny moments with my mother— I was a comedian back then. "I WAS SO FUNNY, RIGHT?" He nodded his head while controlling his laughter.

Embarrassment and awkwardness mixed together to make the woman embarrassed. But, wait? Yogie really laughed? Both Grace and Yogie only realized this after a few seconds. They then remained silent, letting the sounds of chatter from passers-by and the sound of car engines dominate. Yogie always said that only Soraa, his younger sister, could make him laugh out loud. that seems to only be true today. Yogie's cold figure was finally able to laugh out loud again with another woman. Grace.

Need not to be told twice, jamila ran out of room with her tiny legs screaming 'help, help' The room was now left with the two adults " Next time don't play that kind of games with me" Rahama faked glared " can't you even take a joke? " " oh, wow!..i don't take this kinds of jokes. I take my husband seriously! " Yasira said in a duh tone. " well done Mrs husband and we that don't have husband should go and die ko" " soon. Soon, my dear, you would become a Mrs somebody." teased yasirah

"So quick question, am I going to be a Grandma soon?" "Mom!", My mate who heard her was giggling , I tapped him jokingly. My mom was laughing hard in the background. " Just kidding, you and your mate should come down for dinner, hm " " Okay mom , we will soon", "Okay darling", My mom said and ended the call.

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

"You're scruffy!" "Oh," I said, a sense of relief flowing through me. "Sorry." "I used to tell you all the time honey, girls are soft, and we don't like scratchy skin." "I know, I remember." I nodded, thinking damn straight she was soft. "Yeah, those whiskers can hurt our lips." She winked "Even the ones on our mouth." "W...what did you just say?" Mom stared at me for a moment with her big blue eyes and laughed; "It was a joke; don't tell me they don't tell raunchy jokes over at the frat house!"