Funny Zodiac Descriptions Novels & Stories

“...A man born under the Pisces constellation, the final sign of the zodiac, is a total dreamboat. He’s flirtatious, charming, and romantic, and, being a water sign, also introverted and emotional — the most emotional sign of all, to be precise. His sign is also classified as mutable, meaning he’s adaptable and changeable. This is most reflected in his ever-shifting moods — he has a stream of emotions that never slows down and an immense imagination. He’s an idealist and unapologetic about being affectionate…” Sierra found herself nodding along to the things Rosie read. A lot of those things were accurate to describe Colton. He was absolutely charming and romantic, and he had the wildest ima

The similarity actually was pretty startling. I looked away to several pairs of wide eyes. “Look, I’m 100 percent human. I was tested as a child in foster care.” “What exactly is a Moon Wolf?” Shotz asked. “You know, other than a founder of the Luna Temple?” “They’re more dominant than alphas, or they were,” Zane said, still looking at the side-by-side photos of me and Maxim. “It’s almost time for your speech,” Whitfield said, making some quick notes on his laptop. “Yes, we need to stress connection.” He looked at me speculatively.

“So, Uhm, have you given any thought to going out some time? Not, pushing, just curious.” Oh, that. I had forgotten about that. “Zeke, you’re a nice guy and all that, but I don’t date jocks,” I tell him, hoping I don’t offend him, especially since he has been so nice bringing my notebook. “I usually date guys more like me, you know, like Kirk.” Not to mention this whole turning into a monster every full moon. “Maybe it’s time for a change because honestly, Kirk is an asshole and you deserve better.”

He would just kill people with one punch. Gemini, the third Zodiac, had an eccentric personality. He was cruel and ruthless, and he was extremely skilled in battle. People should never easily make him angry, or else he might even beat up his own people. He was the exemplification of the devil. Cancer, the fourth Zodiac, was an expert in black technology. He liked to study different useful and useless black technology. Many of Shalom Technology’s innovations and creations were developed by him. Leo, the fifth Zodiac, was a man who had “the speed of light”. Among all the members, he was the speediest. If you fought him, you would be killed before you saw his moves clearly. Even Thomas found it

He smiled down at me, distracting me from the background activities. “Hmm, single, twenty-four, Pisces. A water sign! You must love beachfront property.” “Who doesn’t love beachfront property?” He retorted. “Am I sensing a personality? And I had begun to think Miami wolves lacked sparkle.” He laughed. “We sparkle fucking plenty. Don’t let our alpha set the standard. Tell me, is your alpha the standard for your wolves?” I laughed. “No. Not even.” The smile was still plastered to my face when Alpha Zander appeared.

"I used to get made fun of as a child for that, believe it or not. I was a demon child, evidently." "Aww, kids are such little shits. I don't think you're a demon child." I pecked his neck. "So, end of October means you're a . . . Scorpio? Yeah, that's right. Makes sense." "What does that even mean?" "You're intense and mysterious. Always scheming to get what you want. And when you don't? You sting like a scorpion." His armed cinched around me. "That's right. Remember that, princess."

I am scared to ask this because I feel like he would confirm that he is indeed calling me young. “Whoa,” Bunny laughs when she notices the look on my face. “I think what Zayn is trying to say is that you are special, the Moon goddess does not normally pair 16-year-olds,” She adds, and I click my tongue on my teeth. “Exactly!” Zayn agrees, and I watch two of them with dull eyes. “Since you two are such great experts on werewolves, I would love to know why I’m wolfless,” I say in a sour tone. One that they don’t deserve because they are just trying to help me.

Zubi announced cheerily, clapping her hands in the air. It was in light moments like this that you could tell their real personalities. Zubi was the short chubby cheerful girl. “Eeeeeh, pomp the champagne." Jide cheered drily, making swinging movements with his hands. “Really." Lizzy started, ”I…” Boom! Ify fell to the ground.

The ground was a blur of claws and fangs, wolves clashing fiercely with vampires under the pale moonlight. Growls, snarls, and the crack of bones filled the air. Alpha Zenith Beckham, stood back in his mighty glory, observing the chaos. "Pathetic bloodsucker!” He let out, voice calm yet tight. "They’ve forgotten who they’re up against." Ruth, his wolf, scratched his mind. “Let’s join!” "Easy, boy," Zenith whispered, though his body was already thrumming with pent-up energy. Leonardo, his beta, was leading the pack, holding the line for an hour now, but Zenith knew tactics wouldn’t be enough. They needed something more. They needed fear.

exclamation came instantly when a reply hit him with new stupid emoticons that were not at all pleasing him. Sender (your.sunshine)-- "Who am I is not important, what I feel for you is important🙈❤️" Zander-- "Are you nuts?" Sender (Your.sunshine)-- "Yep... Kind of. In fact, I am totally nuts... For you😜🙈" Zander scratched his head. He turned on his stomach again amd went to look about the person's bio. He could not see anything except for a pic she recently updated. It was nothing but two wolves hugging together.