God's Perfect Idiot Novels & Stories

"May the Perfect Man curse you!" Oliviér's eyebrows gave away the surprise he felt with the way they jolted open. He looked back over at the boy. "The perfect man?" His hand squeezed harder. "What would an idiot peasant know about an evil god?" At the words of Oliviér the boy's face paled. It was obvious he did not mean to speak those words, but the way Oliviér saw it the boy really was an idiot commoner. The Perfect man. Dubbed an evil god in the whole of Hara, as well as any other god who wasn't Mother Earth. The Perfect Man was the god of gentlemen, and perfection, it was the reason why only men were his worshippers.

Aiden said laughing for Harden to chuckle. “ she deserved nothing so I gave her nothing” he said for Aiden to sigh. “Let’s celebrate tonight, Drink on me,” he said for Harden to chuckle. “No man, I’m celebrating with my wife. Tomorrow night will be fine by me” he said for Aaron to sigh looking at Adele's pictures from Getty Images. “Alright man” he said and hanged up. “Exactly like Adele, just the eyes and hair color that’s different, the same face same name,” he said looking at Adele's photos when his phone notifications bumped.

because I was full of my own . I knew I wasn't perfect . I knew I would never be enough for someone but hey , you can be as long as you pretend to be the perfect one . And all its gonna cost you will be an eternity in hell , with a forgotten existence and an empty black soul . ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ " Crash her laptop " after a very long pause Conan spoke up again he voice was no where laid back as before , Anna's threat about sending his and her's pictures to Selina had done his magic , the guy was no longer relaxed as before.

“Then you're basically admitting that you know you’re basic, just like the rest of us. And you know it. I wonder where this superiority complex came from. Probably from always being praised and treated higher than everyone else. But deep down you know you are not that special. But you’ll do everything to try and get rid of those thoughts, which is why you were so desperate for my approval. Because if there’s one person that isn’t going along with what everyone says and praising you for absolutely nothing. Then your world fucking shatters. And what’s revealed, is incompetency.” END OF FIRST ARC

The only reason I don't rip his face off is that my men will lose respect for me. Josh ~”Mason, I need you to bring her to the club.” Mason ~”She won't talk to you.” Josh ~”I know. If she is with you she won't go around fucking another idiot like you.” Mason ~”Why am an idiot now, what happened to asshole?” Josh ~”Watch you smart mouth with me. She has you whipped.” Mason ~”What is that supposed to mean?” Josh ~”She has got you right where she wants you to be.”

"That our first born might not be perfect. I would never have done it Talon you should know me better than that. I just thought it was fair to give you the option." "Know a lot of so called perfect people that do some fucked up shit. When's the last time you seen a so called imperfect person on the news hacking up people across state lines for fun? I'm thinking this perfect shit has holes in it." I kissed her nose with all the guck she had on it. "Only you would think like that."

only for it to happen less than a week later, it's like God just wanted to add another gift to him despite having countless of others and then turn him into Mr perfection as if he already ain't one Elijah Carter is the real meaning of Mr perfection at least, that is what the public sees, Elijah, a man who built his parents company from being penniless to earning in billions from just the age of 16, a man who won business man of the year for three years straight, a man deemed handsome thanks to his pretty face and powerful build of a body, a man with countless talents, but most importantly man who loves and fears God and is humble to a fault That is what people love most about him, his humili

“Me? No. Well, maybe part-time. I’m the god whose name you call out when you hit your thumb with a hammer and there’s no one around to blame. The punching bag god.” The atmosphere changed. The chill evaporated. “That’s not the worst of it,” said the Golden God. “You tell them what they need to do for a happy life, and they do the exact opposite. Then you think maybe they would make better choices with better information, so you tell them everything they could possibly need to make an informed decision, and do they?” If you’ve never heard gods snort with derision, I can tell you it’s very similar to the sound a girl makes when you tell her the ridiculously expensive moisturising cream she lik

It was the last ten seconds of the game, and I was still dribbling the ball when I remember to check what she had written on my palm earlier. 'Philippians 4:13' I looked up and smiled before I threw the ball as I read one of the Bible verses I used to hold on to every time I was playing. "Congrats, bro." Martin laid his hand for a handshake after the awarding. Since most of them were juniors, they were so humble and kind compared to the Engineering department we fought against last year. Orion talked to him for a moment as I was looking at Astrid in the ocean of the crowd that was still sitting and discussing things that happened during the game.

at me as though I've grown bigger ears. “Yes Mom”. Matteo answers with a cheeky smile.I roll my eyes and then nod to the waiter to go get our order ready. “Your order would be ready very soon”.As soon as the waiter leaves the boys start talking. “Lia, where did you learn to do a dump like that?”. Matteo asks reffering to the tryout earlier. “Seriously, that was some crazy hit, your opponents couldn't even touch the ball”. Adrian says. “Well honestly I didn't know I had that in me. It was as a result of the frustration in the tryouts”.Matteo looks at me awed. “Woah, remind me never to get on your bad side”.I laugh. “Well what were you guys doing there anyway, apart from watching the volleyba