Good Rude Comebacks Novels & Stories

He was being humorous. ‘Yeah, I guess so’. I didn’t find it funny. ‘Sorry... Just trying to make light out of a bad situation’. I just shrugged again. ‘Christ, you’re not a happy bunny are you?’ ‘No’. I knew I was being blunt and probably a little bit rude, it wasn’t Kane’s fault his brother was a complete cunt!

I said laughing. “What the fuck is wrong with you children?” he says looking at the three of us. “Stop acting like you’re getting some, because I know you’re not,” he fires back and I couldn’t help snickering under my breath, my eyes dropping to my lap. “Oh my God, I did not need to know that. Jesus Chri- I’m just going to go,” he said walking away. I laughed. “Ya’ll are nasty,” “Talk about reverse trauma,” Gustavo said slapping the table. “Fuck, I missed your snidey comments,” he said.

* Rude. *Come on NightCode. This place is not a garbage dump for your low self esteem,* I fire back. *I didn't force you to join my challenge, so if you can't beat me, you can as well try harder or use the door please. Thank you.* *I'm sorry. I'm just so pissed that I can't beat you. How much time do you spend on this?* *Enough,* I reply. *But clearly not as much as you. Also, be nice. Maybe then you might win. I gotta go guys. Bye.*

"Grumpy" "Ugly" "You!" "you're lack of attention"

good bye That's horrible. You may not like how it ended, and you are entitled to your own opinion but you don't have to always share it ! That is so demoralising and it actually made me not want to continue with this story. If the person who wrote that comment is reading this then I hope you feel so happy that you feel the need to be so rude just because you're upset.

He shrugged. I wonder what's with him now. We were fine yesterday. “Are you okay?” “What?” He looks puzzled by my question. “I know you heard me.” I imitated his voice He chuckled. “using my words on me now, are we?” “Yes, you think you are the only one who always has a snarky comeback? I do too.” “Well my dear, your comebacks are lame.” I held my hand to my heart, faking a gasp. “Are you calling me lame? I am the most interesting person you'll ever have the chance of knowing in your life.”

I swallow. "You look amazing." His voice came out as a whisper. He licked his lips. I crossed my arms,straightened my back taking on a defensive pose. Comments were embarrassing. I have never learnt how to react to them. Except if they were negative,at that I could give a sarcastic one in reply. Or i run to the nearest bathroom and cry. I clear my throat. "What about you? I mean we're here and I just thought…if…" Oh shit. "I'm all sorted."

I’m a Summers witty comebacks are in my DNA. “You really can’t think of a better insult. I told you before, true or false being a lesbian isn’t an insult. Even if I did swing that way, I told you I wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole. So why are you and your gaggle of plastic cunts giddy this early in the morning?” I arched my brow, eyeing each of them.

That you just like any other ordinary broke man. "That hit home rose, you so mean," he said forging hurt. "You one to talk," I said, chuckling. Realizing he's been nothing but rude during all our encounters. Please vote comment and share. 🌸Until next time 🌸

I'm not concerned about hardship as long as the allowance is high. He replied quickly. [Evan, are you crazy?] [I'm not crazy. I'm just trying to make some money.]