Good Rude Comebacks Novels & Stories

“Is that's the reason why he looks so mad at you.” My face turn to her, I gave her glares. “I was trying to avoid him. He always put me in disaster. Our last meeting, it feels like I was hit ten times by the hammer. He's so dominant and rude! I block out because I got nervous of him, I hit the center table!” “You should thank him by that.” She pointed out my stand. “And why is that? He put me into a disaster, Andy. No way I'd like to get near him again just to thank him.”

He didn’t overstep at all. "How did it turn into the boss mistreating employees once it came out of your mouths? No wonder people say you can’t be too kind to some people. Ungrateful jerks like you deserve to be exploited. Just wait until reality smacks you in the face." Very quickly, that comment was attacked by a wave of deranged fans. "Yeah, yeah, you’re totally right. Why don’t you go work for that boss yourself, then? Or are you just jealous because Ryan and his crew are about to make big money livestreaming?"

I just need to say something for being misunderstood. "Listen here, kid. First of all, I don't know what's wrong with that head of yours to call someone you just met 'stupid' but, I would like to tell you that it's rude. Second, I don't want your so-called attention, and I don't want to know why you came up with that excuse to be this rude to me. Who wants your attention? I don't even know you. And lastly, I don't want this damn umbrella, so, you can take it back with you." I coldly said without pausing for a moment, leaving a surprised look on his handsome face. I could see the shocked on his eyes but I just rolled my eyes in front of him.

Pizza Boy: That was quite horrible, I'll leave hate pun making to you since you clearly make the dough rise Before I could type a reply, he replied again Pizza Boy: Sorry, that was bad, I'll stop I smiled shaking my head, he was right, that was terrible. That is pretty bad, my fingers stilled on the keypad what else should I say, Work is fine, busy, horrible weather, Really Violet, you're talking about the weather? How are you? Working?

He raised his head and frowned. 'I need to get the song out of my head,' 'Use a vacuum cleaner,' 'Or I can…can…can…shit! I can't think of a good comeback.' 'I'm great at it,' I laughed, wiggling my eyebrows. 'Why didn't you come see me?' 'I thought you wouldn't want me,'

"I didn't come here to hear you talk trash, you can keep your filthy rose. I came here to make coffee." "You are rude, I can be rude too." He said jokingly. "Do you want a coffee?" "Sure." "How do you like your coffee?" He scanned the items on the table, saw the creamer, and answered, "I don't use creamer, they are ladies' stuff. I like mine black. I don't use that sissy stuff." He joked. "Are you calling me sissy?" "You fit to be one." He said with a smile. "That's so rude of you to say. Don't dare mess with me or else -"

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

He was substantially larger than the other two, so the way he glared down at me gave me a seriously bad vibe. "I'm sorry," I said, regaining my voice, but being careful to keep my usual sarcasm and cynicism out of it. Sardonicism was not the way to handle this situation. "Does the way I speak offend you in any way?" "You sassin' me? 'Cause the last person who sassed me and my friends got their face punched so hard, their nose looked like putty," the final goon, a black-haired, blue-eyed monstrosity, replied, his words slurred and grammatically incorrect. I looked over that fact though, thinking it wouldn't be wise if I pointed out his wrongs involving grammar.

Hello, I thought it was one of my friends trying to play a prank on me Me: OK, good evening. Once again, I apologize for the other day. Sharon shouldn't have spoken to you in such a rude manner. Ruby: you don't need to apologize, it wasn't your fault at all. I am used to Sharon's taunts Me: But that's not okay! If you don't mind me asking, why was she that rude to you?🤷🏽‍♂ She didn't reply, but it showed she had seen the message.

"I have my license. Get down if you don't like my awesome driving skills" "How are you going to drive with your eyes closed if I got down?". "You are irritating". "You are adamant". "You are dominant". "You are a brat. Take a left.". "Are we on right track?You are rude". "Yes. You are crazy". "That sounds like a compliment. You are a jerk". "You are a pain in the ass". "Your Arrogance can get you killed?". "Take a right. It's not arrogance. It's ..careful..Take a U-turn".