Good Rude Comebacks Novels & Stories

Be very confused. “You talk a lot for someone whose only talent is causing trouble,” he muttered, trying to salvage his pride. I gave him a slow clap. “Wow. Is that your best comeback? ‘You cause trouble’? What are we, twelve? Let me guess—next you’ll call me a ‘meanie’ and storm off dramatically?” “You really don’t know when to shut up, do you?” “And you don’t know when to walk away from someone clearly out of your league.” I sidestepped him easily, leaving him in the dust like yesterday’s bad cologne.

“A bar? A trailer park? The discount bin at Walmart?” I saw Johnny’s mouth drop open in shock. Connor’s face contorted in rage. “Mother – ” But this time, I beat him to the punch. Still tried to take the high road, though. “Where I come from, you’re being very rude,” I said quietly, staring her straight in the eyes. “Oh, don’t take offense, darling,” she smiled. “Where I come from, that’s how we treat people like you.” You know how, when someone insults you, you always think of the perfect comeback hours later?

Kyle asked politely. I shook my head politely and said “No.” “Hey! Why did you answer his question nicely, and answered mine with attitude?” Zack scowled at me. “Because Kyle he waved at me nicely. You just looked at me rudely, like I was paint on the wall.” I replied dryly. “You’re very rude and annoying.” Zack replied in irritation. I crossed my arms and said “You look like a dog!” Zack smirked and said “Well Dog is God spelt backwards. That means, I am a God.”

The anger was evident on her face but she kept a cool composure. "How could you not know such a popular person like me?" She asked with a sly smile. "My grandma never taught me to remember names of dirt," I said with a cooler smile than the one she carried. "I never knew your grandma worked in the dirt factory," She retorted. Wait, what?! That must be one of the lamest comebacks I have ever heard, it didn't even make any sense! Like who said such, oh dear Susie it's at this moment I want you to teleport here.

the long mouthed Nick chipped in. “Mind your own damn business, Nick” Gracie attacked. I think I have another thing to add to my list of “good things of life,” When someone buys a fight from you. Yes, that’s another good thing of life. I returned to my emails, laughing at intervals as the two idiots roasted each other. Very refreshing i must say.

“I’m not a vicious monster, I promise. I will reimburse you as soon as I can.” “I doubt you did enough damage in one day to leave me bankrupt.” I murmured wryly. “There you go again being nice. Why?” “Maybe I am just a nice guy?” “There are fifty words off the top of my head I can describe you with. Nice is not one of them.”

Nadine looks so confused. "Come again?" Jim looks more terrified and starts to panic. "I'm sorry if I made a mistake. Please don't fire me." "Jim.... What are you talking about?" Jim still looks so scared. "You never say thanks to us, especially to me. Maybe I have made you mad. Or I make a mistake. I'm so sorry but don't fire me."

I knew you were ignorant but I never knew it was this bad. I tried to think back and remember what I said.Neither of it seems outrageous,insultive nor offensive to me.Maybe I could've worded a few things better,but I didn't mean to sound cruel.I was just being straight forward and honest. "How is it my issue if she got offended by the truth?"

Marigold thought, 'Business point of view… Well he does own a successful company and I haven't been an CEO before… Maybe I'm just overthinking it… I hope I didn't say something to offend Beau or make Beau look bad… I want to be perfect but I'm… I'm doing things all wrong,' looked at Fress, and she said, "I-Its okay, you didn't offend m-me…" Beau clenched his jaw, thinking, 'He was being rude and overstepping his boundaries but is trying to make my wife believe that this is all business and normal. I need to breathe and think because I want to knock him clean out on the floor… I have to keep my cool, I have to keep my cool.' Fress looked at Beau, with a half smile on his (Fress') face, and a

she was still infuriated. I felt massively discouraged by her sickening attitude so I chose to talk back and lectured her. “Who am I is not important. We are all human and we should act accordingly," I inhaled a deep breathe. "I won’t judge you if you’re dealing with some issues but a bad mood is never an excuse to use cruel words to someone," I looked her intently in the eyes "Moods pass, but your cruel words wound the confidence and ego of people around you," I wasn't stopping. "I do have manners, but I think you don’t deserve my good MANNERS," I put emphasis on the word "manners" for her to get my implications. If she was thinking that I coulnd't defend myself, well, she’s wrong. She may