Goofiness Quotes Novels & Stories

SL: Oh yeah, of course, you were, haha PS: Yes :) SL: Ok :) OF: Oh man, this is awkward OF: It's not that hard to admit your feelings, you know MC: LMAOOOO WG: What the hell OF: What's so funny, Mia? WG: You never 'LMAOOOO' with me, Mia. How will you make up to me for my hurt feelings? MC: Shut up... WG: :) OF: I can't believe mobsters can sound so... PS: So? OF: Dumb and oblivious SL: Boss, reign this brat in before I do something drastic Ash: Why me of all people, should do that?

I practically had to retrieve his jaw from the floor. ‘Well, naturally. An ex-convent girl would be far too demure to contemplate it.’ There was no missing the sardonic glint in his eye. With a bored expression she said, ‘Can we get the cliched old jokes over with? Just for the record, I’ve heard about a million variations on “Phwoor, convent girls! Always the worst when they’re let out!” ’ Twitch or tic, it was at it again. ‘No such thought ever crossed my brain cells.’

Goofy has remarkable patience. Despite Doggo pestering him every day, he hasn’t left him covered in bites. I patted Goofy’s head and apologized, “Next time Doggo bites you, feel free to swat him a few more times—he needs to learn his lesson.”

Quinn snickers and puts it in the cart. “What’s so funny?” “Come on,” she says, holding up the carrot. “What?” She hikes up an eyebrow. “Do you have to be a serious fuddy-duddy all the time now that you’re a doctor?” “Fuddy-duddy?” “Yeah, a fuddy-duddy.” “I’ve never heard an adult say that.” She rolls her eyes. “Well, you are one. You can’t say you didn’t think the same thing I did when you saw that deformed carrot.”

I giggled, "I'm going to be all sticky!" "Sugar-free," she pointed to the can. "Bitch," I giggled. "You just can't seem to listen, can you?"

"Shut up, Elissa. Nothing happened to me or to King Jackob. He just told me about a very beautiful past, nothing else happened between us. More than that, I'm also reluctant to discuss all the things that really shouldn't be discussed. So I feel this is an unfounded question that really has no weight at all. So I hope you stop saying anything, otherwise I will really make you regret asking about that king.” Elissa actually laughed at my answer, as if my answer was something very funny to her. This is what is so very annoying, I glared at Elissa, Elissa laughed out loud again. Really, this is something that is not funny at all, but how can my best friend laugh at you in such a very annoying w

A bright smile on his face and everyone sank low, disappointed, including Kai. “What a waste of chance,” he rumbled. “God, you’re so dumb.” The twins synchronized with drowsy faces and I chuckled. “Of course.” I beamed and Kai ruffled his fingers through my hair. “My turn,” He continued, “SJ, you peed your pants yesterday, didn’t you?” Everybody chuckled and Mr. Kim’s face turned red. “God, I hate ginger,” He said as I filled a spoonful paste in front of his eyes, “of course,” he hastily replied, “of course, I peed my pants yesterday.” And everyone lost it, laughing like idiots, so this is called backfiring.

Bits of Cerberus fuzz stuck to his five 'o clock shadow. “I told you not to disturb me,” he said. He sighed, massaging his brow. “You're a handful, maggot- I'll give you that.” He scanned my breasts. “More than a handful, actually. I only hope you're worth my time.” I scoffed in disgust. “Pig.” “Monkey.” “Necrophiliac.” “Ditz.” “Can a ditz ride a pale horse?” “Anytime, worm, if that ditz is you.”

"Won't you relax, Gav? Don't worry, okay?" "It's easy for you to say that since you're the big boss," I mumbled irritably. I heard him chuckle as if enjoying our banter, when I didn't even intend to make him laugh. This man is really impossible! What's so funny about what I said? Urghhh!!!

"You are so pathetic getting that giddy over a sink!" "I know," I reply, giggling like a school girl. "I have become a hopeless romantic...what can I say?"