Goofy Ahh Profile Picture Novels & Stories

Stupid embarassing childhood pics. ************************************ Poor Ken.

Some where it was just her, smiling, bare of makeup, her hair up in a messy bun and the others where it was her and the three musketeers-lucy, Molly, Issa and sure enough she outshone all of them. I didn’t like her pictures being this public but I liked that she was happy. I stumbled my way to her comment section. --where have you been all my life gorgeous? -Nash4D [some asshole with an overly sprayed tan as his profile picture] --Drop you pin baby -Tommy.c..[a grandpa with a beat up toupee on his head] The other comments that followed were even gnarly than the first ones. There was specifically one dickhead that described what he wanted to do to her and I crammed his username and profile pi

He clicked on it. "Log in... Sign up... Username," he gave a small laugh. "How about Big Daddy?" He glanced at Jojo. "No? Ok, A with the big dick?" Jojo shook his head and Alex took that as a no. "You're right most girls wouldn't want to date guys with that... Ok, I will just go with my name Aaaleexx... Oliver." He stretched his name as he typed it slowly, he filled out other things and as a profile pic, he uploaded the one he had taken in his uncle's yatch, it was a picture he was really proud of and the yatch should attract girls. "Ok, that's done. Now, we wait." He kept his phone at his side, laying back with a satisfied smile. Few minutes later, a beep came from Alex phone.

There was still nothing wrong with it, in his opinion. He posted it to the group chat for the guys: [Everyone, look at this. Is the woman in this picture attractive? Instantly, Andrei responded: [Tsk tsk, a new method to brag? I've had enough of you] Archie shared a picture of his plump infant the next minute: [Not appealing. Not as adorable as my son] [You both go die.] Andrei sent an eye-roll emoji. With seriousness, Rhett typed: [Be exact. Expert assessment]

I created a quick profile, put up a blurry photo that showed my body but not my face, and wrote a simple bio: “21, horny, need to be used tonight. No names. No drama. Just rough sex.” I hit post and waited, heart beating fast.

I promised myself that I won't send her friend request as it will make me look like a desperate guy who just wants to get inside her, which I don't want to look like. I searched her name on F******k, and I saw twenty three results. I sighed and looked at each profile to find hers. and after a few minutes I finally found hers, it seemed like she just made one now. because her profile was new and the date and details were visible. I haven't hit the request button yet, and I won't until I have a proper talk with her. gazing at her profile photo i smiled, how can someone look so good all the time ? I guess it's one of her school pics that she kept as a profile picture. it was not clear but her t

but I didn't want to get my hopes up. My own profile had a picture of me shirtless and showing half of my face, with a couple of small moles next to my eyebrow that guys might be able to use as an identifier. It hadn't worked yet, but I left that as my main picture just in case it could happen someday.

'You have a surprise in your phone, check your gallery. I immediately went back to my room and checked my phone. The very first picture caught my attention, it was a picture of me which Aarohi edited and had a caption in bold letters ' You are a monkey'. No doubt I deleted that picture immediately but still, I was not able to control my laugh. Sometimes when I think about her, I wonder how I fell, so in love with her.

I was trying to contact a girl through F******k with my profile picture appearing in the dictionary, illustrating the phrase: 'Babe Repellant'. I swiftly swapped it out for a shirtless picture of me from the previous summer at a beach in Spain. I'm no model, certainly, but I also don't feel like I have to put on a shirt these days before I go say hello to a girl. I figure that worked for online as well... How about that other new website? Not Myspace... Instaphoto? I*******m. The one with square pictures and all the filters to disguise how shitty smartphone cameras were. I didn't know a lot of friends who were on it, but it was worth a shot.

I sing. My mom has improved my mood a little, dad is doing well, I feel that everything is settling down as time goes by. It's a new beginning for me. I create the account on the website and add a profile picture, I don't put one of me, I just put a heart. My username is @jadenotienefinalfeliz. What? It's the truth.