Novel & Cerita Goofy Ahh Profile Picture

"They used that terrible photo of me leaving the office. I looked like I'd been dragged through a hedge backward." Alexander laughed. "Is that what's bothering you? Not the character assassination, but the unflattering photo?" "A girl has priorities." I shrugged dramatically. "They could at least have used my LinkedIn profile picture. I paid good money for that photoshoot." Our laughter drew more glances, which only made us laugh harder. There was something freeing about being here, defying the gossip mongers with our evident enjoyment of each other's company. "You're remarkable," Alexander said suddenly, his voice softer.

"Join me, come on. You never know, you could find someone entertaining." I rolled my eyes but couldn't help it. Soon enough, we were both swiping away, laughing at crazy bios, silly pictures, and the occasional pretentious quote. Sophia playfully elbowed me. "Oh, look at this one. He claims to be a CEO who climbs mountains for fun. Please." I smiled, taking her phone to examine. "That's. ambitious." We were continuing to make our jokes about the matches when a profile came along that brought me to a halt.

“There’s this new site that’s been trending, a hook-up app but for rich people instead. Makes sense for privacy.” We sat on the couch with my phone between us. Chloe scrolled through old photos. “Not this one. You look tired. Oh. This one.” “That’s from Capri.” “Exactly. That girl is still here.” We chose a picture of me laughing at the beach. “What do I even write?” I asked. Chloe smirked. “Something simple. It’s only a quick fuck you are looking for after all.” After an hour, the profile was live. I immediately wanted to delete it.

He looks amused but eventually, he smiled again. "You are eye-catching. But don't worry, I don't do hookups, If I like a girl, I'll be loyal asf" I smirk upon hearing his remarks "Don't play mind games on me, Mister! I'm way better than a player!" I said with a devilish smile. Men will always be men. They are all sweet talkers until they got what they want.

I remembered it precisely, because I loved the photo so much that I decided to use it as my profile picture on F******k. Only this particular version of the picture had been altered slightly from the one that was familiar to me. Written in white letters across the bottom, it read, “If the mathematician behind The Kindling Dating website and the blogger behind Never After can find love here…” My knees turned to gelatin and I collapsed into the office chair. I felt my heart thud quickly behind my rib cage, causing my blood pressure to rise and a knot of anxiety to build in my stomach.

Nothing else matters. “This one’s definitely going to be my profile picture,” she said after checking the pictures. “Mine too,” he said. Zofi pinched his arm. “I’m real. All this is real. I love you,” he said.

The one currently on soft play duty with my nephew. "Oh my god," I whispered. I picked the phone back up, staring at his profile with new eyes. Without the shock of his opening gambit, and armed with the knowledge of who he actually was, I took a proper look. His main picture was surprisingly professional. He was sat with his chin resting on his hand, a cheeky grin on his face framed by a neat, light brown goatee. His short brown hair was slicked back, and his hazel eyes shone with a look of genuine playfulness. He was wearing a light green, striped shirt that stretched tightly across broad shoulders and biceps that definitely didn't come from sitting on a sofa all day.

“I think I have just what you are looking for.” A mischievous smile spreads across my face. “Oh, I need to look for an amazing picture for my profile, too. I want something that will make Brett cream his shorts, but not something too flashy that will chase the girls away. I need to be friends with both.”

I couldn't stop it. ME: whatever.. you ain't getting boobs of this clingy person.. Then I went through my gallery.. pictures of her and I pitched and I felt like crying. I was so taken by a kid younger than me. I smiled at a picture that I took while she was eating on the couch before she left. She had on her black and yellow bandana, a black tank top and black shorts. She was facing away so I got half of her face. She looked hot as fuck. I quickly put that picture as my w******p profile picture and then logged out.

Instead of calling her, I added her on F******k first. After she approved my request, I sent her the video about the call she had made before Judith had had her operation in the hospital. After I sent the message to Comfort, I saw Haick's F******k profile picture. He had used a photo of his as his profile picture. I had never really paid attention to the profile photo on his F******k account. I clicked open the picture, enlarging it. Only then did I realize that it was a photo of him when he was in college.