Goofy Ahh Profile Picture Novels & Stories

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She installed the app, helping me set it all up, while I busied myself with reading more of her posts. “Alright, all done. I’ve added myself,” she announced, handing me back my device. I saw that she had used Jordan, instead of Julain, and I smirked. “All that’s left is a profile picture,” I hummed, scrolled my gallery for a picture of my car, and cropped it, saving it as my profile picture. “There,” I showed her. She scoffed. “You’re such a guy. You can’t use a car as your profile pic, it’s too…tacky,” I raised a questioning brow. “Why not…a picture of me?” She batted her eyelashes at me.

"Look closer," Gemma prompted you. You narrowed your eyes and moved your hands away, looking down at the profile. It was called @DaddyDick and had an erect penis as its profile picture with a cartoon face drawn on the head. And you realized quickly that it was your dick. "I'll repeat. What the fuck?"

I sat frozen, numb at the image I was seeing on the news channel. My photo was plastered all over CNN and all I could do was sit there and stare at my F******k profile pic from five years ago when I was like sixteen, I was wearing a bikini top sunglasses and a geeky smile plastered all over my face. Besides being mortified at the fact that I never got around at removing that picture from my profile, what bothered me more was the heading. ENEMY OF THE WORLD…

She hated to be mean, but he seemed to be interested in dating her and he just wasn’t her type at all. ‘What is your type now?’ The cynical part of her mind piped up. ‘Because your taste seems to be changing quite rapidly.’ After deleting the troublesome bikini pictures, Alice once again found herself browsing Adam’s profile. He hadn’t posted anything new, but Zoe had tagged him in an image. He was sitting beside her in the bowling alley, wearing a half-smile, half-frown that said, ‘You best get that camera out of face sharpish.’ Alice zoomed in on his face, smiling at his expression.

3 million shares and 799k comments. "Who's this cheesy person?" I made a face. Another notification showed on the top of my phone. Aaron.Atkinsonrich1993 has started following you. Aaron.Atkinsonrich1993 liked your photo. 58 seconds ago. Aaron.Atkinsonrich1993 liked your photo. 57 seconds ago. Aaron.Atkinsonrich1993 liked your photo. 56 seconds ago. "What the hell!" My eyes almost budged out of their sockets as I clicked on this profile. This platform too?

Sophie I downloaded the infamous Fantasy app, but, yeah not before thinking infinite times. Damn. I had to upload a picture. I thought I'd just go with some random fake photo, but when I scrolled through the profiles I noticed that most of the women's pictures were way more sexual, revealing their body parts without a second thought. But since I was shy, I decided to upload my side profile picture, not the face. Then I realized.. shit — I was wearing my night shirt and pajama trousers in it. Nothing sexy about it.

cute face,” I declared, a proud grin etching itself on my features. “What?” She dropped the phone, so that now, she was staring fully at me. “Who told you that? Tell me who dared lie to my boyfriend like that.” I fake gasped. “Are you saying I’m not cute.” “Well,” she drawled, a sly grin Dancing across her face, while I just huffed. “You’re such a mean girlfriend.” She chortled at that, slinging a hand around me. “Oh please, you know you love me.” Despite myself, I found myself chortling too. “Alright,” she started, bringing her phone up. “Let’s do this.” I nodded, even though I was pretty sure anyone who saw me right now, would think what I was about to do was ascend Mount Everest, and not

“Richard Crowford and 2007 others liked your post.” ‘Ahhh!’ I screamed in my head. ‘He is going through my profile!’

Public account, what a whore. The profile picture is different from the one she’d seen yesterday. This one captures Moni smiling openly at the camera, about as beautiful as always, but looking to be inside a club, a glass in her hand. Name is Moni. I love dogs, yoga, chocolate and travelling!!!, the description says, followed by a bunch of sunny emojis. Moni is the childish type when it comes to his virtual life, then. She has 852 followers, which speaks of an affluent social life. So do her photos. Moni seems like an i* maniac, with posts of landscapes, her dog – and of course, herself.