Alpha and Omega
“Yeah, you know. The day after Christmas set aside for opening presents. Did anyone not teach you anything about Christmas?”
Well Mila, taught me some, but not everything, I suppose.
“I’m afraid not. I’m not familiar with the celebration”.
“Well here are a few tips for you. One, you can’t look hideous on Christmas Day. Meaning that you can’t meet baby Jesus when you’re looking like someone hit you with a sack of potatoes. Two, you need to be very proactive. You’re gonna be saying a lot of Merry Christmases. It would hurt but it’s worth it. Jesus is worth the pain Three, only good thoughts on Christmas day. That means you’ve got to keep the devil and whatever comes with it out of your mind. F
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