Happy Holiday Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“Haha. She was a very sweet girl. But it’s Valentine’s Day. Why would I want to spend that with anyone else but you?” I give him a wry smile. “Technically, it’s the fifteenth now.” “Even so.” He grins at Ian as he brings two whiskies over. “Cheers.” I sigh and take one of the glasses. “You’re trying to destroy my liver,” I grumble. “I like you drunk,” Huxley says. “It files off your sharp edges.” “What sharp edges? I don’t have any.” He laughs. “Yeah, of course you don’t.” He holds up his glass, and I tap mine to it. “I always drink to world peace,” he says. It’s a quote From Groundhog Day.

Once I picked it up the words that came out of her mouth almost got me a heart attack. "Whaaaaat??"I asked her with fear in my voice I couldn't believe my ears her mom...... Happy happy Eid in advance. Stay happy, stay blessed Keep smiling ☺ spread love 😍 Love you all 💞

Everyone was talking about the New Year holiday in groups. When I went in alone, someone said hello to me and asked me how I was doing over the holiday. I had gone through an unprecendented New Year holiday. I recalled it for a moment and put on a smile as I replied, "I enjoyed it." My colleague seemed to sense something fishy. And her eyes lit up. Then she asked me, "Ouch, you are smiling so brightly. Did you enjoy the New Year holiday with Vice President Hyde?" "What? Did you meet Vice President Hyde's parents?"

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

Mickey Mouse : Smile, laugh, love, dance and live life not just for the sake of it. Popeye : Eat healthy. Health is the real wealth…...ah! I do love this one too. Helps me in encouraging my kids to eat vegetables. Recess : It is completely okay to be different. Accept your uniqueness. Duck Tales : Money will not buy you happiness. It is the people around you who will make the world more beautiful for you.

I sang and they laughed before they chanted the next. "We wish you, many happy returns, of your day, long life, and prosperity." " Hip! Hip! Hip! Hurray!" We cheered and Zizi attacked me with a hug. " Happy birthday Tra Tra." I reciprocated the gesture, before rolling my eyes at another unfortunate nickname. Cas did the same too while Mr Titus just stood at a corner, smiling politely. I walked towards him and shared a hug too. "Happy birthday dear." He smiled. "Thank you Mr Titus." I held back my amusement and Cas locked gazes with me, obvious catching the joke.

"Thanks Rick. I always pray for you too. It's time for you to find a woman who is better than me." "Maybe next year." Rick chuckled as he scratched the back of his neck that didn't itch. "Actually last Christmas I asked Santa to give me girlfriend as a Christmas present. It's also troublesome when you don't have someone to hang out with to come to formal parties.” Shrugging Rick said, “But Santa doesn't come with a beautiful woman as a gift. I'm too naughty to get a present from Santa." Hazel laughed again at Rick's joke. He had always had a great sense of humour. Fortunately, the man was able to let herself be happy with Calvin. And instead she always prayed to God for Rick's happiness.

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

and the two laugh awkwardly because of Syrel’s message. “The traditional 18 wishes are way better than this even though it’s full of sarcasm,” The emcee said and the audience laugh. “Next one, Jane Riezel” “Oh my gosh!” Jane reacted and she headed to the stage for her message. “Merry. Merry Christmas in advance girl!” We laughed when we heard Jane’s first message for Cristine. “Labor. Happy Labor’s Day in advance as well. Independence. Happy Independence to you since you’re now 18! I don’t know where these words came from? On the calendar?” and we laughed so hard when she said the last phrases.