Happy Holidays Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

emoji. The messages arrived at random times throughout the day. A photo of his coffee cup with the caption "Fuel for another thrilling day of capitalism." A link to an article about workplace productivity with the comment "Thought you might find this amusing." Simple things that somehow made even the longest days feel a little less lonely.

"Happy birthday to you, On this dear date, Many happinesses, Many years of life…" "It's a hit, it's a hit, It's a hit, it's a hit, it's a hit, it's a hit, It's time, it's time, It's time, it's time, it's time, Boom!" "Helena, Helena, Helena!!" the employees of the Arabic restaurant cheerfully sing, accompanied by the shy birthday girl's family, in front of her chocolate cake with candles that resemble fireworks.

Gross. "Eat slowly, the food is not going to run." "Are you sick?" I blurted out without thinking. "I was just kidding. I am very thankful for your generosity, your majesty." "You and your antics." He said while helping himself with a slice. Life is so blissful when you can find happiness in sweet moments with your family. {}

Hailey “Did you forget your birthday too?” he asked me. Oh fuck, really? like really? I forgot my own birthday! “O-oh seems like” he laughed. “Well, it’s okay. Now we’re gonna celebrate your birthday” I smiled. Yes! It is gonna be so much fun. Maybe I will make new memories and forget what happened today anyway. “Yeahh” I replied.

Happiness is simple, still given time to gather with the people we love, Happiness is simple, when we can see this person's smile, Happiness is simple, as simple as the days we spend together covered in laughter wrapped in warmth feeling… "Okay we're here" Gary announced as their car parked in front of a brightly colored building with several people already queuing in front of it making Riri pouts "But it's very crowded uncle, how-"

His face was flushed red, as red as a tomato. The woman smiled at him, then said, "Hahaha, I'm a human indeed. Do you really think I'm not human? You're really funny. Ah! Happy birthday, by the way! It's a surprise gift from your friends, and I'm participating because it's entertaining, hehehehe.” Havi tilted his head. “A birthday when my actual birthday is already a week ago?” Havi chimed in with a sarcastic intonation. "Well, this kind of thing is another kind of surprise, right, guys?"

Christmas felt more like a season for memories I’d rather forget. As I locked my car and walked past him, Mr. Jones cocked his head. "Not taking any time off for the holiday this year again, Miss Samantha? Always working, you are." I shook my head, pulling my scarf tighter. "Not my thing, Mr. Jones. Just another day as far as I’m concerned." “Well…” He looked at me with a sympathetic smile. “I always tell my kids, Christmas comes with its own miracles. Who knows? Maybe this year’s your lucky one.”

Watching fireworks over the city. "Ten! Nine! Eight!" Ivy shouts the numbers. Excited. Alive. "Three! Two! One! Happy New Year!" Fireworks explode. Colors. Light. Celebration. Lucien kisses me. "Happy New Year, wife." "Happy New Year, husband." Ivy hugs us both. "Happy New Year, family!" "Family," I agree. "The best thing." "This year is going to be amazing," Ivy says. "I can feel it. January 15th. Adoption day. The best day ever."

We all knew he was hinting at Hope’s upcoming engagement. “What? Me, feel down?” Hope chuckled. “Not a chance! Even if the whole world bullied me, I’d still be like Uncle Ryan—never sad, just laughing it off. I’m all about living life to the foolest! F-O-O-L-E-S-T! Foolest!” “Your brain cells are fried, Hope. It’s the fullest! F-U-L-L-E-S-T!” Love corrected him. “Boring if it’s to the fullest! It should be the foolest! Sometimes, I imagine if everyone in the world was just a little silly. It’d be so much fun on Earth—just laughter, no stress, no depression.”

It’s a completely different world, but still sharp, fun, and a little unhinged in all the best ways. See you next year, and happy holidays! — Miss Anonymous x